AWKWARD ZOMBIE

*quote adding your avatar and/or sig into it*

Apparently you can get boners in class because when you're bored your muscles relax, opening more blood vessels, letting blood flow into your dick.

I am king of pagetoppers.

I don't even need to quote that with your avatar.

THis is why i never change it.

Long after Homestuck is over and AZ's members have moved on, the future generation will look upon the old forums and be like "who is that chick wiggling her eyebrows at me what the fuck"

And then they will think "Wow, that is distressingly erotic." And then see your signature and believe they are in the presence of a god.

It is TOO FUCKIN WARM tonight to sleep in fuckin clothes

You have specialized sex clothes?

I kid I kid, but if you think it's warm now just remember I'm in Texas.

Ehe. I was complaining because it hit 90 degrees yesterday, and my friend in Texas was like "stop your whining you big baby".

That'll be me in a few weeks. Woohoo, over a hundred degree weather.

Hello I live in butt-cold Washington and today my hands froze while I was waiting for the city bus I humbly request that you send me some of your weather please.

Late, but the pee stopped flowing after about half an hour or so.
If it happens again, I'll seek professional help.

A few days ago I noticed some sort of red (like blood red) freckly spots on my foot.

My mom says they are from a heat rash and that I should put polysporin and aloa on it.

TO BAD I CANT FIND AAAANNNNNNYYYY~

Potato I would just go now, how many problems is this, even if its just 2 recently thats still something

Also Cori, just remember what you said when its over 100 degrees here, that's when it aint fun.

Actually, it's only happened once

In my defense, everything worked out fine.
The 'help' was sort of a joke because aside from the blood quickly soaking through the ((very low quality, thin)) tissue it really wasn't all that severe at all.