AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Your brother-in-law may secretly be Superman. Quick, try to harm yourself to see if you have the same abilities.

FOR SCIENCE

Ran him over or smacked him with the bumper on the driveway? Cos "run over" conjures up images of under the tyres...

When I was a toddlers apparently I wandered into my grandparents' shed and drank some paint thinner. Went to the hospital and I was a fine afterwards. I've had my appendix removed, which I think is the only long-lasting scar I have. I'm always getting small cuts and burns all over my hands and arms and legs and stuff but I always recover well enough. Except this one small burn I got when I tried making pad thai for the first time about a month or two ago and the oil got real hot and a small drop splashed up and onto my hand. Now it's just a small red dot. I don't like it, I'm afraid people will think I'm diseased

Did


Did I

Did I just

Convince the girl I have a crush on

To write erotic fanfiction with me

Starring humanized female versions of popular operative systems

Is that a thing that happened
I'm pretty sure it's a thing that happened
Yeah

"We're gonna have to make sure this works, let's do some tests"

keep on gettin' boners during physics

I think it's probably because it's boring so my mind wanders

or maybe I'm attracted to fat balding men

Ran over his head. I don't know either.

Aah why do I like the thought of clothing theft so much that's wrong

But they're not animu boys or spunky little girls.

How would that even be possible for you?

Oh dear god, what did they do to you Colin?

It's Whose Waifu is it Anyways.

Where the lovers are ukes and the dicks don't matter.

This is the second time you'll get the honor of getting quoted in my sig, Kamak

Yesssssss.