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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 12:16 pm 
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Your brother-in-law may secretly be Superman. Quick, try to harm yourself to see if you have the same abilities.

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Ran him over or smacked him with the bumper on the driveway? Cos "run over" conjures up images of under the tyres...

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When I was a toddlers apparently I wandered into my grandparents' shed and drank some paint thinner. Went to the hospital and I was a fine afterwards. I've had my appendix removed, which I think is the only long-lasting scar I have. I'm always getting small cuts and burns all over my hands and arms and legs and stuff but I always recover well enough. Except this one small burn I got when I tried making pad thai for the first time about a month or two ago and the oil got real hot and a small drop splashed up and onto my hand. Now it's just a small red dot. I don't like it, I'm afraid people will think I'm diseased :psyduck:

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Did I just

Convince the girl I have a crush on

To write erotic fanfiction with me

Starring humanized female versions of popular operative systems

Is that a thing that happened
I'm pretty sure it's a thing that happened
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keep on gettin' boners during physics

I think it's probably because it's boring so my mind wanders

or maybe I'm attracted to fat balding men

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Ran him over or smacked him with the bumper on the driveway? Cos "run over" conjures up images of under the tyres...
Ran over his head. I don't know either.


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or maybe I'm attracted to fat balding men

But they're not animu boys or spunky little girls.

How would that even be possible for you?

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It's Whose Waifu is it Anyways.

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