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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 4:25 pm 
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Didn't go to my prom because it's not a big deal here and I think it's just something we do because we saw it on American tv shows. Didn't go because I didn't see the point, since it was basically a party organised by the school, which meant it was going to suck, since it was organised by the school.

As for pre-legal loving, all couples I knew in that time did all most everything except the actual sex, so like blowjobs and stuff. There were definitely people who had sex as well but at least they had the common decency to do it somewhere private, jesus.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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My cat punched me in the dick once. :psyduck:

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I had a cat mead at my crotch while I was sleeping at my cousin's house.

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I sadly have no stories about cat-meading that can be made sexy with this avatar or sig.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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That sounds erotically distressing.

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Umm... mead? The alcoholic drink?
Do you mean knead?


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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This has been an amusing page.

Way to use the right word, guys.

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Hah, I just found the porn site that would be the first canditate should the slim chance ever happen that I would pay for porn.
Then I found out it was $35 a month, with $75/3 months being the best deal. And it wasn't a niche fetish site either. That has to be the most expensive porn site I've ever seen.

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Umm... mead? The alcoholic drink?
Do you mean knead?

Yeahhh....I was thinking the same thing haha

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Oh man look at you people and you spellings and your words and your blahblahblah IT'S MY OWN MEANING OF THE WORD OMFG

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It was the exceptionally classy type of porn, as seen in the following link:

OH, YOU NAUGHTY GIRL

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