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The Willow Witch
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 12:24 pm 
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Yesterday I got food posioning from toast.

I dont understand because the toast is new and the jam is new also.

Why did it taste so funny and rotten I dont understaaaaaaaaaaaaand

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Sol Reaper
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 2:19 pm 
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Depends on where you got it.
Also check the expiration dates if you haven't.

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Turbro
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Gryewolf wrote:
I have to poop but the toilet is broken.

I am imagining it shattered in pieces and slowly emitting a puddle of water, even though logic tells me it's just not flushing or something.

Though the first scenario is even more hilarious once you try to think up how that happened in the first place.
Like crapping out literal bricks.

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Gryewolf
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People think shitting bricks is funny.
It's not.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 7:44 pm 
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The other day I shat a shit so hard my booty bled a bit.


Reminded me of Oracle's Great Boulder.

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Superior Bacon
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christ allmighty you guys need more fiber

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Nefarious Bear
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Speaking of Oracle, whatever happened to her and her UTI?

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Gryewolf
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The flushy thingy on my poop eater is broken so I can't use it.

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Sollix
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 7:59 pm 
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Oh god the cum is everywhere

I am drowning in cum

sned a life raft

help


this was me last night. oh god.
Six orgasms later and I could have gone more auuugh. tonight also feels like one of those nights,

Edit: speaking of poop. Cant go p[oop because my aunt and uncle are still awake ughhh Body I already pooped today. sop making me need to go again.

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Superior Bacon
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how did your genitals not fall off

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Gryewolf
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Probably just saved for a while, I went on one of those runs once, it was nice.

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Sollix
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By taking breaks. catching your breath and going again after you realise you're still REALLY horny, Bacon.

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I didn't think that was physically possible... or desirable.
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Terraem
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The human body can handle a lot. Especially if you treat it right.

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Nefarious Bear
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Your arch nemesis, handy-man cannot damage you.

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