1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

Zorinth · **Joined:** Mon Sep 27, 2010 12:11 pm **Posts:** 2168

What about James, your imaginary 8 year old skimpy outfitted friend?

shazza · **Posted:** Thu Apr 26, 2012 12:43 am

Tuxedo Mask's friend bought him a dildo as a gag gift. It's kinda short but like the size of a coke can hahaha

It also melted some warhammer figures. I think I've told that story before.

It is now wrapped neatly in a santa hat (where it can't melt anymore plastic,) and stored up in a box in Kyle's room, waiting for some unsuspecting person to go looking for hats around Christmas.

Riku · **Posted:** Thu Apr 26, 2012 12:46 am

How the fuck did it melt the figures?

DoNotDelete · **Posted:** Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:30 am

Clyve wrote:

They also do dog and alien penises.

EDIT: And dog and dragon vaginas.

IIRC, I think there's a dolphin dick and a horse vagina too.

Whatever keeps people off the streets, man.

I mean considering 'regular' dildos come in shapes that don't look anything like a human wang it doesn't bother me one iota.

DoNotDelete · **Posted:** Thu Apr 26, 2012 5:22 am

Dragon dildos; They're the birthday present everybody wants, but dare not ask for.

Crushter · **Posted:** Thu Apr 26, 2012 5:57 am

Syobon wrote:

Coriserai wrote:

I saw a gif of a girl pulling a dragon dildo out of her mouth.

The thing was at least two feet long or so and she had crammed the thing all the way down her throat. Her throat convulsed when she pulled it out.

I had nightmares that night.

Wait, is that that gif that gets posted 100 times a day on 4chan with the long PANK flexible dildo and the girl who looks kind of underage (she's not)? Because that's just a regular dildo, not a dragon one.

Is it bad I know exactly what gif that is.

Syobon get out of my head

scebboaliwiw · **Posted:** Thu Apr 26, 2012 6:21 am

I wish masturbation would help me sleep to the extent it helps other people. It still does help though, which is why I'm disappointed that I haven't been able to masturbate lately because goddamn my sleep schedule now

Sollix · **Posted:** Thu Apr 26, 2012 6:25 am

So ima break the dick chain.

Remember my foot?

It fuckin HURTS

Fauche · **Posted:** Thu Apr 26, 2012 7:40 am

The Big Cheese wrote:

I think trick swallowing a thin, slender sword is a tad different than deepthroating master-crafted dragon penis

In either case, it requires mastery of one's gag reflex. If you can surpress it, you can swallow any number of things. It really doesn't matter what shape or size they are.

Tetrunes · **Posted:** Thu Apr 26, 2012 8:48 am

RikuKyuutu wrote:

How the fuck did it melt the figures?

hotb · **Posted:** Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:47 am

plastics react to things

it's why they always say to use water based lube with dildos and not oil or whatever because otherwise it will melt inside you

D-vid · **Posted:** Thu Apr 26, 2012 10:28 am

Crisp wrote:

So ima break the dick chain.

Remember my foot?

It fuckin HURTS

;A;
Should I facebattle it better?
Delicious blood.

shazza · **Posted:** Thu Apr 26, 2012 10:46 am

Need_Runes4 wrote:

RikuKyuutu wrote:

How the fuck did it melt the figures?

Head of The Brothel wrote:

plastics react to things

it's why they always say to use water based lube with dildos and not oil or whatever because otherwise it will melt inside you

actually the dildo itself is rubber but yeah idk it reacted poorly with the plastic warhammer sheets and they had dildo impressions in them

We're scared to even really touch the thing haha

Vrominelli · **Posted:** Thu Apr 26, 2012 2:24 pm

CAN WE PLEASE SHUT UP ABOUT THE DILDOS?

The sunburn on my neck is peeling now, which stings like fuck.

Mete · **Joined:** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:54 pm **Posts:** 12656

A dildo might help

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