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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 5:57 pm 
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i have like no gag reflex and now whenever i drink from a bottle or have an ice lolly they ask me to deepthroat it

it was kind of funny the first time but omg they have like vids of me it's absurd

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Pretty sure /v/ is the main market for bad dragon right now

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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I bought one for a friend's birthday one time

definitely worth it
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Swallowing things is magic

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Because it's a completely new-found activity to put things down your throat for non-eating reasons :psyduck:
Certainly not a centuries old entertaining technique.

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I don't think they were implying that it was ZOMG NEW

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I think trick swallowing a thin, slender sword is a tad different than deepthroating master-crafted dragon penis

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Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:
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Speaking of things people find attractive, anyone who's been to /v/ for more than 10 minutes knows about the daily trap threads. It's humorous to read all the excuses people come up with to prove that you can be totally straight while still liking traps. Stuff like "I only like dicks, I'm not interested in men", "I like the feminine features traps have so I'm straight" and my recent favorite "I ONLY like feminine dicks".

Actually, it seems like lots of straight men are sexually aroused by penises. For example, straight men are aroused by women with penises, or penises in straight porn. It's part of what they focus on, consciously or not. They don't find it attractive, but it's arousing to them.
Just wanted to add my two cents (I saw the video you and Ame mentioned): I think it's a matter of self-insertion, as well. Part of the same reason straight women get turned on watching another woman masturbate. Sexual atmospheres also tend to be stimulating, like a flaccid penis probably won't cause arousal while an erect one would.

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I bought one for a friend's birthday one time

definitely worth it

spoony you can't be your own friend

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If I recall correctly, /co/ sent a dragon dildo and horse dildo to Andrew Hussie.
Though I may be misremembering something.

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On this subject, me and a few friends are going to buy a friend of ours a cockatrice dildo because of some things he has said.

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For Christmas a couple of my friends bought one of our friends a big black dildo with a suction cup on the end, and man it hurt a lot if you got hit by it. Unfortunately it's lost forever now
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spoony you can't be your own friend
WELL NOBODY ELSE WILL
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