AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I wear a ratty old training bra to bed because it doesn't actually restrain anything but it's still better than nothing

and also because I'm not a heathen

I am the heateny-est heathen

You know that wearing a bra does nothing for you while lying down (particularly if you're small enough to wear a training bra), and it just wears the bra out faster?

I will take this information with me everywhere.

You are welcome good sir. Trust me, I'm a boob and bra expert. I have to be, when my bra always costs at least 60 dollars.

It's just more comfortable for me to have that extra layer of fabric, honestly. I've tried going without and it's just weird, though it's probably just habit.

I don't expect any sort of boob fitness to come out of this.
And trust me that old thing is pretty worn out

Tell me every situation that my girl wont need a bra.
I have to know.

Also I'm glad I don't have breasts. I didn't know how expensive bras were. I thought you bought them in packs, like underwear.

Buying bras is a form of art it seems

I hate bra shopping. Most of the bras my size have underwires and I can't STAND them.

Luckily I figured out how to take the wires out. I don't care if I'm losing extra support for that, underwires hurt.

Also, you can only buy the really flimsy bras in packs. The ones with actual support usually come by themselves.

do you midn if ask what your cup size is?

That'd be nice if bras were just stretchy and form-fitting and could be bought in bulk

Bras are ridiculous because they have to be the perfect fit as well as not look stupid underneath clothes.
Don't even get me started on the fancy-looking ones

But us men don't know how to bra.

Please inform/show us

We do love details.

is this me?

If so, I am a 36G in some European size, and 36I in American.


And I don't know about your girl, grye, but for me, it's basically whenever I'm not dressed for the day.
So:
Sleeping
before sleeping
after waking up (if I'm not doing anything and no one is home)
swimming


I'm going to assume that bathing is a given.

Just got home tonight from class and found parents' room with the door closed, but the cats still wandering around. Bit puzzled but I work on gathering together my dinner. Then dad walks out in his robe and I suddenly realized why the door was closed. I wish I didn't.