1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

Valbrandur · **Posted:** Sun Apr 22, 2012 8:20 am

My dog has love for urine apparently.

He urinates into the milk which he drinks and urinates on the food that he eats.

The milk urine was an accident and the food urine is just him marking the food as his

Terraem · **Posted:** Sun Apr 22, 2012 11:53 am

I'm not wearing any pants.

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Sun Apr 22, 2012 11:54 am

Neither am I.

FatOldRobot · **Posted:** Sun Apr 22, 2012 11:58 am

Nope, no pants here either.

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Sun Apr 22, 2012 12:02 pm

I am wearing pants.

SUCH A REBEL ARHARHAR

Trygve · **Joined:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 4:57 am **Posts:** 14015

Pants are slavhandlers' whips.

Sol Reaper · **Posted:** Sun Apr 22, 2012 12:56 pm

I only wear pants when I need to do something.

Even then.

Madican · **Joined:** Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm **Posts:** 13531

I'm not wearing pants.

I'm wearing shorts. daisies 100 degree weather.

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Sun Apr 22, 2012 1:23 pm

I have a jacket on (in my room) because it is so fucking cold. I need some 100 degree weather.

Tales · **Posted:** Sun Apr 22, 2012 4:48 pm

people in dutchland seem to party hard

Mete · **Joined:** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:54 pm **Posts:** 12656

Being Dutch is so depressing that they need to take heavy measures not to remember it

Madican · **Joined:** Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm **Posts:** 13531

This doesn't work out so well with natural resistance to alcohol.

Avengifier · **Posted:** Sun Apr 22, 2012 5:42 pm

I had very sexy dreams right before I woke up.

The Willow Witch · **Posted:** Mon Apr 23, 2012 5:32 am

I really need to start drinking more water

Syobon · **Joined:** Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:34 am **Posts:** 15027

Ame no Akai wrote:

Syobon wrote:

A bottle of vodka can land a single man in the hospital, so you should be settled with that and a bottle of coke, although I usually prefer orange juice. Drink it pure if you don't care about taste, but I'd advise some ice cubes, unless you're doing shots.

puny man does not possess spirit of true stalker

I think it was last weekend, maybe the one before that? When I was over in Amsterdam, my cousins hired a boat for a party. Think I got close to taking on the entire bottle pure and I walked outta there on my own two feet.

But yeah, don't try that at home.

Yeah, it's possible if you're an experienced or natural drinker, I might've been able to do it too (although not anymore since I've been sick for a month).

Anyway, another protip: take a watermelon, make a small hole in it and put a bottle of vodka upside down in it. Leave it for a night or so to create magicmelon.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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