AWKWARD ZOMBIE

To whoever had a wound on his asshole or something: you might want to look into liquid bandaids.

I thought liquid bandaids were more for mouth sores? Mom used to make me dab that goop on canker sores.

They're for every place that's hard to reach with regular bandaids.

Not just hard to reach, but places with a lot of activity. I use it on my fingers when the cat gets me right where the creases are, since the liquid bandage is flexible.

The latest trend on the dating scene:

dating asses

Her booty's personality > her personality

Suddenly horny

what the hell did I just hit puberty again

Sometimes I hit these days where Blastoise (harrrrr) is just ready for duty nonstop.

Then I sort of arousal crash and don't fap for like a week (which is fine with me, after like six in one day).

Ive never fapped once.

I just sorta
Stare at the pictures
Get lost in the curves

What was I talking about

You know how when you pee

your urine is either clear, or some shade of golden yellow? at least mine is, anyway

What does it mean when your piss is reeaaalllly yellow
like neon


LUMINESCENT piss.

It means you have more urea in your urine and you should drink more water.

Yep. Bright yellow or orange pee means you're dehydrated.

Or you drank several cans of Monster

One can of Rockstar. It's how I get through work. :I

But yeah that stuff does dehydrate you so

I've only got one can left, anyway.

edit: OH SHIT

So I WAS describing my urine accurately. :I

Go to sleep, only have sex dream. OH YEAH.