AWKWARD ZOMBIE

people don't tend to like you much after a series of complicated traps ends with a bowling ball to the face and a stick up the booty

I'm taking another shit and there's no rectal bleeding so far

Good sign Y/N

Wait, are you bodaciously posting this while taking a shit

yes, it means the bleeding has stopped.

However, it can still become infected.

You should get an anal bum cover

the infection on my hand is getting worse but i can't see a doctor about it because emergency only for the next two weeks.

I'd say a bad infection is pretty emergency.

if you leave an infection you could lose your hand

an infection is an emergency

The rapist may be required for long-term recovery, even.

uhh

What's that stomach, you want me to cram this entire pizza down my throat? Cool.

You want to swallow an entire bucket of ice cream? Alright then.

You want a reasonably-portioned, healthy meal? DIARRHEA DIARRHEA DIARRHEA.

Why fight against nature

If I laugh I cough
If I yawn I cough
If I breathe deeply I cough
If I cough I cough more
If I cough I taste blood and mucus coats my mouth

Fuck you allergies, I don't want pneumonia again.

Dick no this isnt a good time

Dick get down stop im laying on my stomach

Stop

Right now

If you're on your stomach, isn't it already going down? Maybe that's why it's not doing what you want.