AWKWARD ZOMBIE

ok madican tell that to my mom

you know the one who listens to nothing i say ever

i dont know why youre telling me this??

you seem to think i have a choice?????

i just had some diarrhea and it was kinda reddish

this is because of the cranberry juice ive been chugging right

right????

please tell me there isnt something wrong with both my urinal and digestic systems 8(

its prolly just the juice, Oracle. :U Calm down.

Yes it's the juice. You have excess water and the chemical coloring is going to tinge your byproducts for bit.

I have a crisis

to eat, fap or cosplay

Cosplay a twinkie.

Problem solved!

Fap while cosplaying as a twinkie

Dress your dick up as a twinkie and fap.

Eating chocolate in the morning gives me the squits. Though I just ate a Creme Egg at 11am because it's Easter and I must.

Now we wait.

i finally finished my gallon of cran juice

my gut is kinda distended and firm and i slosh if i move about quickly

someone, somewhere, would fap to that

my nose wont stop driping mucus.holy fuck its just everywhere. there are not enough fucking kleenexes int he world to contain all this snot

Oh my god I'm in so much pain from my period

I couldnt sleep last night because it was so bad

then I get up and there is BLOOD EVERYWHERE

then I spend the next hour in the bathroom crippled as a ball on the floor

Kiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllllllllllll meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i can see why someone snuggling up agaisnt you/resting/falling asleep on your shoulder is nice, althought like after an hour your shoulder can start to hurt, aha

God daisies


I'm just so HORNY right now

So someone in the anime club posted a pic of their "tramp stamp" on the club facebook page.

It's a Zelda tattoo, and is kinda cool, however, the problem with this is that she is wearing a thong and what I can only describe as assless denim short shorts.

And her near bare booty is the focus of the picture. And the tattoo would have been perfectly visible had she worn anything, because it's above her hips.

This facebook group is monitored by the University, and this same girl once posted nude drawings of various members sucking eachother's dicks.

Why the hell is this something that needs to be done?

I just can't comprehend why this needs to be done on a page made for people to keep in touch over the club and the various meetings and stuff that goes on. Especially one where the people in charge of funding and allowing our club to operate is watching.

I really don't know why I'm a part of this group still. I don't even go to meetings anymore because I'd rather hang out with friends, and every time I go look at the facebook page I regret it.