AWKWARD ZOMBIE

what the fuck

Okay uh

Is it bad if when I get a boner

My dick goes straight until right before the foreskin where it sharply goes up about 45 degrees

That doesnt seem like it should happen

Nah, that's perfectly normal.
If not, I need to get my penis checked.

Sounds like a textbook case of penisitis!

mine seems to curve left and down slightly

it's very odd

Obviously someone's been sneaking into your houses at night for years with shaped molds. They put your dick in, get it hard, and over the years it begins to naturally assume the shape.

Just like with watermelons!

THIS IS SO PAINFUL.

There is a zit. IN MY VAGINA.

Auuuuughhhh why do these things always happen to me.

Gyre, take back your death poots, I don't want them.

tooth paste is pretty good for drying out zits

toothpaste would probably hurt in your vagina though
though how the fuck does that even happen

I don't even know. I guess it's because there's hair follicles there, and if they got infected or something...

Still. Eurgh. It hurt.

well bacano, once your mother spreads a rumor to all the boys from the yard about your milkshake having teeth you must play the part.
once in the morning and once before bed, and use you brothers toothbrush, he likes fish anyway right?

I hate when this happens aughaughaugh or when i get an inflamed hair follicle on my vulva.
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im starting to think somethings wrong in my bladder

i feel like i have to pee all the time, even when i dont need to. like im sitting here like "oh man i have to pee so bad" but when i sit down nothing will come out, or only a little.

and when i DO pee, it hurts right after i pee like as if my bladder is squeezing too hard??

like it doesnt hurt WHILE i pee, just right after the trickle ends

i havent seen any blood in the toilet bowl or on my toilet paper but its starting to bother me

Sounds kind of like a urinal tract infection. I had one several years ago, except I got a burning painful sensation while I was peeing. Is the pain really intense?

no not really. it just feels like a brief squeezing and then after a second or two its gone away

and then all day i feel kinda like i have to pee