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BurntToShreds
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I sometimes bite my fingernails in lieu of cutting them. I'm always afraid of accidentally tearing massive amount of my fiingernails off with the clippers.

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BurntToShreds wrote:
I sometimes bite my fingernails in lieu of cutting them. I'm always afraid of accidentally tearing massive amount of my fiingernails off with the clippers.


That's impossible to do, they're clippers, not pliers or something. You're tearing off more by biting them.
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Syobon wrote:
BurntToShreds wrote:
I sometimes bite my fingernails in lieu of cutting them. I'm always afraid of accidentally tearing massive amount of my fiingernails off with the clippers.


That's impossible to do, they're clippers, not pliers or something. You're tearing off more by biting them.


If you're tearing off the fingernail while trying to clip them, then you're doing something horribly horribly wrong :psyduck:

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Like maybe confusing nail clippers with pliers.

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I've not only eaten peppered beef jerky, but also an entire one of those giant bags of doritos, in spicy chili flavor, and about half a bag of cheese cubes.

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