AWKWARD ZOMBIE

woops

This isn't very TMI, Tales.

she wants 2 fuk

...it's a he

he's down 2 fuk

And then my buttocks was free of unwanted hair

Where's that "don't shave your booty picture"?

one of my skin tags have turned black

wuh-oh

I did not think this through at all, I changed my boxer-briefs this morning, and I chose to wear a smaller pair. Around the house it's fine, it gets plenty of air, but I forgot to change before I came to work.
Aaaah my junk is so constricted right now, and there's only so much airing out I can do.
Fuck fuck fuck I've got another seven hours here.

I can't tell if my lymph nodes are swollen, meaning I'm actually sick, or if my neck/throat normally feels like this

Also I dunno why but talking about lymph nodes seems TMI to me

pretty sure I'm coming down with something though. I heard strep throat was going around. :<

if it hurts to press on your lymph nodes you are sick

i didnt know my body could hold and subsequently expel this much semi-liquid shit

I just experienced that too.
All sorts of hit liquids and strange sounds came out.

Every time I cut my toenails I accidentally mutilate them and now i'll probaably have three ingrown toenails when they (eventually) grow back

why do i keep doing this to myself

not sure if tmi or minties

I have the same problem, I cut my toenails so strangely that they're kind of ingrown and they grow sideways. Probably because my nails are so tough, bits of shapnel fly off and hit me in the eye so I can't cut straight.