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FatOldRobot
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Stop eating once you stop feeling hungry?
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Too late by then. Rather fill a plate with food, enough to cover the plate in a single layer, and after you're done stop eating. Still more than you should be eating, but it's a concrete visual aid.

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i've found putting my napkin over my food helps me not eat so much

it's less tempting if you can't see it

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Bacon wrote:
i've found putting my napkin over my food helps me not eat so much

it's less tempting if you can't see it


Prof. Bacon originally contemplated this hypothesis by watching a man play Peek-A-Boo with his four month old son. THE MORE YOU KNOW.

WHERE'D THE FOOD GO?!

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Stop eating once you stop feeling hungry?

"The meal isn't over when I'm full, the meal is over when I hate myself"

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prepare less food.

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Today at work a customer pulled a handful of coins out of her bra and handed them to me. They were warm. That ain't right.

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Today at work a customer pulled a handful of coins out of her bra and handed them to me. They were warm. That ain't right.

depends on appearance of woman.

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She was like fifty. And I saw more than I wanted to while she was fishing around in there...

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She was like fifty. And I saw more than I wanted to while she was fishing around in there...

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No Stran, someone will start getting pissy about using reaction images!

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No Stran, someone will start getting pissy about using reaction images!

Don't drag this into other threads, Exeres.

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No Stran, someone will start getting pissy about using reaction images!

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masturbation is really great how can peole not like it

my arms are still shakig eveyrhting is great

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Exeres wrote:
No Stran, someone will start getting pissy about using reaction images!

Exeres, keep being a dick and you'll get a warning.

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