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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:06 pm 
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"Blue balls" is a loose term for getting very close to having sex and not getting it, which apparently causes physical discomfort for guys.

But yes, there are some people who are addicted to sex. Not many, though.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:07 pm 
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I only ever get it if I'm interrupted during my personal time.

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oh.

that's kinda dumb lol.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:12 pm 
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Doesn't happen to every guy, though. I've never had it happen to me.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:14 pm 
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You've just never been that much aroused before, Great Handsome Oppressor~
Try getting errections every few minutes for a few hours or so. It will hurt.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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No that's the point. There are times when I've been aroused like that and it didn't hurt. It doesn't happen to every guy.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:29 pm 
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You've just never been that much aroused before, Great Handsome Oppressor~
Try getting errections every few minutes for a few hours or so. It will hurt.

Really? That's happened to me before and it's never been anything more than a slight annoyance.
I mean, unless you finished off, but you were still getting them, then it hurts alot.

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When I was in Canada I had the worst blue balls the first day. Then I got a bit calmer.


,Im sooorrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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God my period is so bad right now, I'm crippled up in pain and my pain killers wont kick in


I have a theory that the pain experianced from being kicked in the balls is the equivalent of having a period.

Cept periods are longer and theres more blood involved.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Okay so having a period is like having one of your balls popped?

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I can imagine that getting one of your balls popped would be much more painful.
Periods might be near kicks, though.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Oh so it's like that lingering sensation you get.

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On the subject of 'needing' to masturbate: I just sort of stopped a while ago, went about three weeks without doing anything for no particular reason. Gave in once, haven't done anything for two weeks since.

So I guess I don't have much of a drive?

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well for period vs ball kicking, it's like where's the pain and how intense it is. like sometimes it's just like "oh this sucks" but other times your vagina is cramping and you want to curl up and die so it's like getting kicked in the balls and the pain is kind of dull after that but then you get kicked in the balls

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Dangit tumblt why do you have to be down?

You are where my porn is, tumblr.

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