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PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 10:48 pm 
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(c) Randall Munroe

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(c) Randall Munroe


That is so funny, it's almost....not. But it is. But then again....

OH MY GOD. YOU'VE CONFUSED ME.

That's the sexiest thing anyone's ever done for me.

*lick*

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Yeah. It's a bunch of pigs, and this poor girl is just UGH until one of the pigs goes and gets a condom from this vending machine and he comes back a hot guy. :D


....I should try that.....
Do it. It'll work.

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I still find it disturbing... I mean, he was a pig. He might still have some... attributes that belong to a pig (think among the lines of curly tail).

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Here is a good one.

Hi, I have explosive diarrhea.

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Kage Me wrote:
I still find it disturbing... I mean, he was a pig. He might still have some... attributes that belong to a pig (think among the lines of curly tail).
All the better for us upstanding members of society.

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I still find it disturbing... I mean, he was a pig. He might still have some... attributes that belong to a pig (think among the lines of curly tail).
All the better for us upstanding members of society.

....*shivers*

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Kage Me wrote:
Miss StarSeed wrote:
Kage Me wrote:
I still find it disturbing... I mean, he was a pig. He might still have some... attributes that belong to a pig (think among the lines of curly tail).
All the better for us upstanding members of society.

....*shivers*


upstanding members of society rock. That's why I joined the Pirate Monkeys! 'Cause all politics needs a little comedy.

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Drops_Of_Jupiter wrote:
upstanding members of society rock.
Why thank you, I do rock. 8)

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Here's how I get chicks:

+point+ 'NOW.'

Try it. ;D


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Trennicus wrote:
Here's how I get chicks:

+point+ 'NOW.'

Try it. ;D
TAKE ME
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Oh my.

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Sorry, not working, Trennicus. xD

Hmmm.

"Can I buy you a drink, or should I just give you the cheddar? ;D"

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Haha, guys, I'm hilarious.

Ho hum... Time for some WoW.

'You know the greatest thing about looking into your eyes is that... if I look close enough, I can see myself in them.'


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"You must get a lot of iron in your diet, because the magnet in my pants is going haywire"



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"What are you drawing? Is that a picture of my eyes? Are you drawing a map of them because you get lost in them whenever you look into them? Awww, thats so sweet"

"Really? Man, I suck at drawing your tiddies."


It worked. Once. No, Really.

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