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 Post subject: Re: Dumb Internet Comments and/or Text Screencap Thread 2.0
PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 3:12 pm 
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"No man, I have to be a prick to you, because every breath you take is just preparation for you to bodaciously strangle the life out of my rights."

I really have to wonder how these people ever got so angry.


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 Post subject: Re: Dumb Internet Comments and/or Text Screencap Thread 2.0
PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 3:13 pm 
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Rage threads, mostly. I've never been to tumblr besides through Google results.

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 Post subject: Re: Dumb Internet Comments and/or Text Screencap Thread 2.0
PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 3:19 pm 
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Location: Finland? More like, Winland, amirite?
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 Post subject: Re: Dumb Internet Comments and/or Text Screencap Thread 2.0
PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 3:22 pm 
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Casual sanism is saying “you should seek help” as an insult

which happens so

goddamn

often.

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casual homophobia is this new trend of using “butthurt”

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are we really going to pretend that fuckyeahfatpositive didn't post a photo of a white person with dreads

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DON’T APOLOGIZE TO ME WHEN YOU TELL ME I DON’T LOOK LIKE A GIRL
because i do not have a gender
because sometimes i have both
i pass as a girl
i pass as a gay boy sometimes
i’m not either right now
sometimes i’m all of them
my body is sometimes what gives it away
sometimes i succeed at hiding it
sometimes i can’t
sometimes i don’t care to
sometimes i dream of harsher body lines
thicker veins, toned muscle
to confuse you even more
to draw out more apologies
i want your confusion
i live off of your confusion

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I’m just gonna get this completely out of the way here

DISCLAIMER

If you’re not ok with the fact that I am 100% FOR THE FOLLOWING:

consensual incest of any kind
consensual pedophilia
humane bestiality
necrophilia
mechaphilia
anything consensual OR as close to consensual as it can come if one of the parties is inherently unable to give consent (in the case of necrophilia, mechaphilia, and some cases of bestiality)
and generally everything the majority of the public would find “icky”
THEN I ask that you unfollow me now, because I am a very, very bad blog for your taste and I will post about all of these things at one point or another.

Thank you and have a nice time fucking (or not fucking) your brother or horse or bike or what have you.


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 Post subject: Re: Dumb Internet Comments and/or Text Screencap Thread 2.0
PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 3:46 pm 
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Bexton wrote:


I'm pretty sure I was in this thread. Hilarious stuff.

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 Post subject: Re: Dumb Internet Comments and/or Text Screencap Thread 2.0
PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 3:48 pm 
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No judging allowed unless you're judging a majority, then it's okay to go straight to the death threats.

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 Post subject: Re: Dumb Internet Comments and/or Text Screencap Thread 2.0
PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 3:49 pm 
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Nachalnik wrote:

SOME case of bestiality are unable to give consent

What the fuck has gotta be the matter with you?


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 Post subject: Re: Dumb Internet Comments and/or Text Screencap Thread 2.0
PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 3:50 pm 
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aw hell naw


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 Post subject: Re: Dumb Internet Comments and/or Text Screencap Thread 2.0
PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 3:52 pm 
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That's no bumper sticker, that's a space station.

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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 Post subject: Re: Dumb Internet Comments and/or Text Screencap Thread 2.0
PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 3:55 pm 
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That looks home made.

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 Post subject: Re: Dumb Internet Comments and/or Text Screencap Thread 2.0
PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 4:19 pm 
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Thank goodness, are we hoping there are duplicates that can be purchased?

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 Post subject: Re: Dumb Internet Comments and/or Text Screencap Thread 2.0
PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 4:31 pm 
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On the subject of authenticity, that is a terrible pentagram. The fact that it is inverted points to Satanic association, but a proper Satanic pentagram has a single elongated leg pointing downward, not two elongated legs pointing up.

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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 Post subject: Re: Dumb Internet Comments and/or Text Screencap Thread 2.0
PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 4:36 pm 
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You would know.

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 Post subject: Re: Dumb Internet Comments and/or Text Screencap Thread 2.0
PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 4:39 pm 
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Well, I DO know, so yeah I guess I would know.

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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 Post subject: Re: Dumb Internet Comments and/or Text Screencap Thread 2.0
PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 4:45 pm 
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I knew it, case closed.

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