AWKWARD ZOMBIE

You just stick it inside her and pee.

The main problem with abstinence-only education, really, is that in olden times, people got married at around 12-15 years old, which is when sexuality begins to kick in and real urges start. Being abstinent until marriage wasn't really difficult at those kinds of ages.

But now-a-days, on average people don't often get married till they're almost 30. Not sexing it up for that long is nearly impossible for non-asexual types. You just gotta. And if pre-marital sex is considered to be super sinful, there's nothing stopping a person who firmly believes in those religious values from committing an "equally sinful" act of sexual abuse just to sate their urges if they see no alternative. It can only lead to awful behaviour in the worse people.

Preachings are just so out of date in today's world. It's ridiculous.

I have a zit in my pubic hair region...hurts like a son of a bitch. Guessing it's from an ingrown hair...

I picked something on my nose and now it won't stop bleeding.

Put the something back in.

My legs feel like they're constantly being stabbed by a thousan tiny needles.

No I mean my legs have actually been stabbed by a thousand tiny poisoned needles. Nettles suck.

Oh I know pain, and this isn't pain. It's just a constant itching that drives me insane.

The poots won't stop comming, they just won't stop.

Hey, want some NSFW story?

When I was 16, I was looking for porn in my big brother's room (he always had some) and stumbled across a porn VHS (something about asian girls).

I took it and popped it in.

The video was my big brother fisting himself.

I did not look for porn in my big brother's room ever again.

cant breathe

Brilliant.

And from that day forward, Great Handsome Oppressor never fist bumped his brother ever again.