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 Post subject: Re: The Current Events Thread
PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2011 10:24 pm 
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I HEREBY DECLARE THAT ALL AMERICANS SHOULD TYPE IN ALL CAPS. I'D LIKE TO IMAGINE US ALL SCREAMING WHENEVER WE TALK NOW.

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 Post subject: Re: The Current Events Thread
PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2011 10:28 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: The Current Events Thread
PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2011 10:30 pm 
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Exeres wrote:
I HEREBY DECLARE THAT ALL AMERICANS SHOULD TYPE IN ALL CAPS. I'D LIKE TO IMAGINE US ALL SCREAMING WHENEVER WE TALK NOW.

I'M OK WITH THIS.
'MERICA FUCK YEAH

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 Post subject: Re: The Current Events Thread
PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2011 10:30 pm 
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>11:30
>press conference still hasn't started

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 Post subject: Re: The Current Events Thread
PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2011 10:32 pm 
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ISN'T IT SILLY? THAT STUPID SONG FROM THAT RETARDED MOVIE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SATIRE AGAINST US BUT WE'VE ALL FUCKING ADOPTED IT.

FUCK YEAR BITCHES.







PEOPLE ARE STILL ASKING FOR MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE BUT FUCK YA'LL.

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 Post subject: Re: The Current Events Thread
PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2011 10:33 pm 
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im pretty sure obama is just making his speech as good as possible and that it actually is osama

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 Post subject: Re: The Current Events Thread
PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2011 10:33 pm 
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im pretty sure obama is just making his speech as good as possible and that it actually is osama

HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.



HERE I GO GUYS. WISH ME LUCK.

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 Post subject: Re: The Current Events Thread
PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2011 10:40 pm 
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It sounds like it was a ground strike. Firefight, that's how the body was able to be confirmed.


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 Post subject: Re: The Current Events Thread
PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2011 10:45 pm 
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welp hes done talkin

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 Post subject: Re: The Current Events Thread
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GOD BLESS US.

I AM THE LAST PERSON WHO SHOULD BE SAYING THAT. SAYING IT ANYWAY.

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 Post subject: Re: The Current Events Thread
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A small special forces team went in and killed him, no American casualties.

Level confirmed for next Call of Duty game.

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 Post subject: Re: The Current Events Thread
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Taxicab Samurai wrote:
Exeres wrote:
I HEREBY DECLARE THAT ALL AMERICANS SHOULD TYPE IN ALL CAPS. I'D LIKE TO IMAGINE US ALL SCREAMING WHENEVER WE TALK NOW.

I'M OK WITH THIS.
'MERICA FUCK YEAH

COMIN AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKIN DAY YEAH

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 Post subject: Re: The Current Events Thread
PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2011 10:50 pm 
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Xabyrn wrote:
A small special forces team went in and killed him, no American casualties.

Level confirmed for next Call of Duty game.

I WOULD PLAY THAT LEVEL. AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN.

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Xabyrn wrote:
Level confirmed for next Call of Duty game.


Glad I'm not the only one who thought that.

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 Post subject: Re: The Current Events Thread
PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2011 11:10 pm 
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Xabyrn and Bucket and Exeres wrote:
Osama ground strike level.

I swear to fucking god if they include that in the next CoD game it will be all kinds of retarded.


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