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Madican
 Post subject: Re: Superpower Roulette
PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 6:46 pm 
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sexual_Manipulation

The irony is palpable. Give the asexual guy the power to make other people want to fuck.

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 Post subject: Re: Superpower Roulette
PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 6:49 pm 
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Molecular manipulation: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mole ... nipulation

List of powers through that: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/List ... _Abilities

This shit is awesome. So many possibilities.

Also Exeres, I can split your molecules apart thus you can't use those god powers.

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 Post subject: Re: Superpower Roulette
PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 6:52 pm 
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Sexual Manipulation wrote:
Known Users: Austin Powers

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 Post subject: Re: Superpower Roulette
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Madican wrote:
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sexual_Manipulation

The irony is palpable. Give the asexual guy the power to make other people want to fuck.


Hey, it might be beneficial, so you can't be counter-charmed.
*shrug*

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 Post subject: Re: Superpower Roulette
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Madican wrote:
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sexual_Manipulation

The irony is palpable. Give the asexual guy the power to make other people want to fuck.

I can see it work.
The villain, disgusted by the bestiality of Man, decides to destroy the world by making populations fornicate.

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Madican
 Post subject: Re: Superpower Roulette
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I can see some people who wouldn't mind that kind of apocalypse.

Though it'd be infinitely more entertaining to use it as an escape device. Wait for an armored truck to pull up to a bank and engage power before absconding with cheddar while guards and passerby fuck.

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 Post subject: Re: Superpower Roulette
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Madican wrote:
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sexual_Manipulation

The irony is palpable. Give the asexual guy the power to make other people want to fuck.



I'll trade ya

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Madican
 Post subject: Re: Superpower Roulette
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But you can be Darwin, who wouldn't like that?

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 Post subject: Re: Superpower Roulette
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Dark Matter Manipulation

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dark ... nipulation

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Dark Matter is a material that is believed by scientists to make up 90% of the universe. The user could potentially use it to manipulate gravity, magnetism and many other cosmic forces which exist throughout the universe, as well as Dark Matter itself, using it in the same way as regular matter or antimatter.


COOL BEANS

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 Post subject: Re: Superpower Roulette
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Superpowers are non-transferable... Then again, what do I know? My power is blowing up myself. I'm like a motherfucking geodude.

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 Post subject: Re: Superpower Roulette
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out of all the exploding pokemon, you chose geodude

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Madican
 Post subject: Re: Superpower Roulette
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I will use my power on the forum.

...I see no change.

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 Post subject: Re: Superpower Roulette
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PLASMOKINESIS

FIRE! FIRE! YEAH! MMHEHE! FIRE!
Also, lightning. I'd be like.. the freakin' good Emperor Palpatine. OR COLE MACGRATH.

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 Post subject: Re: Superpower Roulette
PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 7:24 pm 
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Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:
Wasn't there a "hero - sidekick - villain" variation of this too, when you'd roll three random pages to determine these?

Hero: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pean ... nipulation
Sidekick: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Illusion_Awareness
Villain: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/God_Hand

FUCK



Hero: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Levitation
Sidekick: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unlovability%C2%AD
Villain: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Techniques

lmao so laim

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 Post subject: Re: Superpower Roulette
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Unlovability.

Seriously?

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