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PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2010 7:20 pm 
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I sweat constantly, to create a MANLY ODOR. Women flock to me, and lesser males cower before me.

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PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2010 7:27 pm 
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I love having a laptop because I can still use it while going to the bathroom.

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Vrom I know how you feel, only with portable gaming systems and books.


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Oh and I bring those too.

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My brother got a new Bathroom Reader for his Birthday. We joked that he'd finish it in like a week because of how long he spends in the bathroom.

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I hate my period so daisies much. The cramps are so bad, I can't even move half the time. It's only the first day, but still

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Tried painkillers?

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Anti-inflammatories would work better, actually.


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I usually just take midol and have a heating pad where my hip area is. It's fine after that.

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Heating pads are the most wonderful invention known to man.


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Torizo wrote:
Heating pads are the most wonderful invention known to man.


Argeed

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Technically, it's dead tissue.

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Miss StarSeed wrote:
Technically, it's dead tissue.

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Sounds like...

A dead issue...


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It's both dead tissue and blood. [size=0]Much like your mother.[/size]
HEALTH CLASS!

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