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"What kind of businesswoman forgets to make dinner for her husband? That's just bad business. And bad womaning."

American Dad has the best throwaway lines sometimes, even better than Family Guy.

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"A blow for Richard! A blow for Marion! A blow for Mario, the garbage man! And for Carl and all the boys down at the delicatessen! And here's one for the guys at North and Fifth street!"

I had to rewind that so many times to write it out in that other thread urgh

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"No, I have no idea what I'm talking about. I'M ABED, I NEVER WATCH TV." --Community (Abed)

Abed is my favorite character in a TV show ever.

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Badfish wrote:
"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!"

YES
...great, now it's stuck in my head.

Also,
"This fishing net has seen better days"
And finally,
"Jesus loves me, this I know, because the bible tells me so
somethingsomething something, for they are weak and he is strong"
In the creepy splicer voice.


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Palenque wrote:
Badfish wrote:
"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!"

YES
...great, now it's stuck in my head.

Also,
"This fishing net has seen better days"
And finally,
"Jesus loves me, this I know, because the bible tells me so
somethingsomething something, for they are weak and he is strong"
In the creepy splicer voice.


The "somethingsomething something" is "little ones to him belong", I think.

I could be wrong.


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Zink wrote:
Palenque wrote:
Badfish wrote:
"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!"

YES
...great, now it's stuck in my head.

Also,
"This fishing net has seen better days"
And finally,
"Jesus loves me, this I know, because the bible tells me so
somethingsomething something, for they are weak and he is strong"
In the creepy splicer voice.


The "somethingsomething something" is "little ones to him belong", I think.

I could be wrong.

Yeah, that was it.


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WEAR NO DISGUISE,

COME OUT TO THE OPEN

WHEN IT'S COLD OUTSIDE

HOLD ON, TO THE NIGHT, THERE WILL BE NO SHAME


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Crush Bandicoot, I belieeeeeve that game traumatised you.

"This is the greatest movie I have ever seen in my life !"
Credits to the bum

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Crush Bandicoot, I belieeeeeve that game traumatised you.

"This is the greatest movie I have ever seen in my life !"
Credits to the bum

FUCK YES.
I love the bum.



"Kittens are tasty..." -random Chaos NPCs in Warhammer Online.

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BALLS TO THE WALL

not exactly a quote but the term has been stuck in my mind

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Inigo: I want my father back you son of a bitch!

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Ford narrowed his eyes. "This is what you call sarcasm, isn't it?"
"Do you know," bellowed Arthur, "I think it is? I really think it might just be a crazy little thing called sarcasm seeping in at the edges of my manner of speech! Ford, I have had a fucking bad night! Will you please try and take that into account while you consider what fascinating bits of badger-sputumly inconsequential trivia to assail me with next?"

I've been reading Mostly Harmless and I've had this bit in my head all day.

Also I've had this one said by the great Lord Vetinari...

"People believe they want justice and wise government but, in fact, what they really want is an assurance that tomorrow will be very much like today"

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