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 Post subject: Re: IT'S CHRISTMAS MOTHERFUCKERS
PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 8:18 pm 
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i have a 50 $ gift card to amazon
what do?


Buy cool things, what else?

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 Post subject: Re: IT'S THE DARK RITUAL MOTHERFUCKERS
PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 8:18 pm 
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Friday can't come fast enough. That's when I get my fat paycheck for the last two weeks of retail madness. It's going towards the construction of my brand new computer to replace this ten year old one.

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 Post subject: Re: IT'S THE DARK RITUAL MOTHERFUCKERS
PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 8:23 pm 
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Location: The Gun Show
Swag: Three hardcover graphic novels.
Convection oven
Photo Album (Will be good for all the holiday snaps I've taken)
Sweet booty teapot and mug
Gift card that can be used at a particular chain of clothing stores( That also includes a stationary store)
Partner got me a Nerf gun.

You know it's been a good holiday when one spends boxing day shooting baubles with a Nerf rifle.

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 Post subject: Re: IT'S THE DARK RITUAL MOTHERFUCKERS
PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 8:25 pm 
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What kind of Nerf gun? I stocked so many I could probably list off most of them by heart.

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 Post subject: Re: IT'S THE DARK RITUAL MOTHERFUCKERS
PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 8:27 pm 
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Longstrike CS-6
I named her Henrietta.

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 Post subject: Re: IT'S THE DARK RITUAL MOTHERFUCKERS
PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 8:55 pm 
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My loot list:
A laptop
Wireless mouse for said laptop
MG Gyan
Brave
Spirited Away
Rhythm Thief
Luigi and Yoshi plushies
A MLP t-shirt
This cool dragon statue thing
An R2D2 coin bank
Pepper spray
A bunch of candy in my stocking
$20 3ds eshop card and drawing pad from swim team secret santa
$50 from grandparents in Arizona

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 8:58 pm 
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This time of year is all about line aquavit.


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 Post subject: Re: IT'S THE DARK RITUAL MOTHERFUCKERS
PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 9:25 pm 
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Gift certificate for free oil change
Star Wars rock band T-shirt
Gift cards for Subway, Wal-Mart, Best Buy, etc.
Exorbitant amount of cash from G'ma
So much candy
15 months of Xbox Live

360 games
RDR: Undead Nightmare
Spec Ops: The Line
AssCreed 3
Borderlands 2
Darksiders 2

Set for the year.

My aunt and uncle got the Cards Against Humanity game from other family and we spent two agonizing hours shouting out offensive words and phrases in my grandparents' house.

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 Post subject: Re: IT'S CHRISTMAS MOTHERFUCKERS
PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 10:16 pm 
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4 button up shirts
3 pants
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A laptop

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 Post subject: Re: IT'S CHRISTMAS MOTHERFUCKERS
PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 10:23 pm 
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An iPad (meh...)


i hope i will be that rich one day to have a reaction to a gift like that


My reaction is more "i dislike apple products why are you giving this to me?" Turns out it's because they got it for my mom, but the thing wasn't compatible for what they wanted to use it for, so rather than returning it they regifted it to me. I appreciate the sentiment, but me and apple products don't tend to get along.

EDIT: it's a really nice gift, but it's still a pain in the booty to type on. The period key his too close to everything else, and it keeps correcting my words to shit I don't want to say. Also there are no arrow keys, so I have to type where I want to change things with my bug booty sausage fingers. The pandora is is really convenient though, and I've been able to get quite a few neat biology related apps.

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 Post subject: Re: IT'S CHRISTMAS MOTHERFUCKERS
PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 10:32 pm 
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Psst.
If you uh
Dont want it
I could
Well
You know
Take it off you hands

im not serious. Unless youd want to. Im super jelly

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 10:34 pm 
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Should've asked me 18 hours ago before I started getting used to it. :science:

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 10:35 pm 
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18 hours ago I was going to bed.

Im actually jelly of the lot of you who got laptops and new computers. It was the one thing I really wanted this year.

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 Post subject: Re: IT'S CHRISTMAS MOTHERFUCKERS
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Actually, same here, except I didn't ask for it.

I recently came to the conclusion that maybe I can turn this iPad into a laptop if I can find a decent keyboard accessory.

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 Post subject: Re: IT'S CHRISTMAS MOTHERFUCKERS
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EDIT: Getten real tired of your shit iPad......

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