AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I frequently try to take baths, but then I realize that I can't really fit in the tub very well, and I get bored, and the water gets tepid really quickly, and I have to find a way to plug up the overflow drainage so that I can let the water cover me more, and I get really hot and uncomfortable and I don't feel clean afterwards.
It never works out but I never learn.

That's because a good bath is wonderful and you crave it.

The water is incredibly relaxing.
Until it gets cold.

I like the gradual feeling of it getting cold. Then I have to get out.

I fell asleep once and when I woke up it was freezing.

"Gradual" was the operative word.

my bath water never gets cold and i sit in there for an hour at a time sometimes
i don't know what you guys are doing wrong but it's gotta be something

Longest bath I ever took was about 2 and a half hours (give or take 15 min). Best bath ever.

I can't take baths anymore. Tiny tub and 6'5" body don't mesh well.

After a few minutes in a bath I just feel like I'm sort of floating in my own filth.

I've taken a bath like, twice in my life. I don't think I would use a bath tub even if we had one.

I used to love baths but now I just think of it as a way to bathe in your own filth rather than clean yourself.

And knowing that the filth off my body will stay in the water doesn't make it too enjoyable for me.

when I get in the bath, I usually do it after I take a shower, So that Im clean. I usually use the tub as a way of relaxing. not really washing.

Just like in my japanese animes.

Ohbdont you wish Mr. The Tub is Too Small We'll Never Both Fit.