AWKWARD ZOMBIE

My friend said im straight (I think the other boy is bi)

And no, no sinks were involved

How many of you guys actually wash your hands after you take care of your business? I've taken to using hand sanitizer because it's faster than washing with soap and water.

this is what white castle does.
but I still love it.

I usually wash with soap and water after every bathroom break.

I just don't feel clean if I wash my hands in any other way.

I usually let my wangle dangle when peeing so unless they smell I don't.
But after poos I always wash, like, forever and always.

Pee: wash hands with water
poop: wash hands vigorously with warm soapy water.

:U

I do, we touch so much dirty shit during the day so washing your hands after urinating is just a good opportunity to clean your hands

If I go to school or go out in general. I wash my hands before I touch my dongle.
I don't wanna get some weird dick infection.

This is essentially what I look like on the toilet the day after I eat jalapeno peppers:

Hands are so dirty I wash my dick after I touch it with my hands.
My hands just get clean wet in the process.

BEST.
FUCKING.
PAGEGET.

Shit is this ringworm

bluh

Theme of the day: blue-skinned demon girls

*Double pistols and a wink*
But yeah, colourful skin is nice.

Bluh, my breath has smelled terrible lately

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME

Eat rare meat.
Have red shit.