AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Wait, what will happen to me?

oh my~

theres a giant booger in my nose. im in class, its silent and I just wanna picknit out asdf. but I cant because theres no kleenex

Cover nose with other hand then pick n' flick.

Go do it in the bathroom!

I think I have a cut in my nose, and it's been bleeding a lot lately.

Also, now whenever I walk into the freezer at work, I can feel the inner contents of my nose start to stiffen up,

and it feels really weird.

Apparently that corn I ate for dinner last night hasn't fully digested yet. Ewwwwwwwwwww.

I think its really weird when my nipple suddenly decides to suck in on itself.

I cant even feel it or anything it just looks really really weird

Corn actually does digest, except for the outer skin part. It flattens out, but because it's stuck inside a log of shit it appears to not be.
*goes back to eating hot pocket like he never typed this*

is it weird i keep forgetting i'm fat?

No, it means you may have high self-esteem.

high self-esteem? me?

Calling yourself overweight may give the impression that you have low self esteem, but forgetting to force yourself to think you're something that you aren't can't be a bad thing right?

You're not fat. Forgeting to call yourself fat, IMO, is you trying to tell yourself, "Stop, that's not who you are, you're better than that."

2 week period > 1 week breather > another daisies period. Body, what?!

Also, I have a cold and my throat feels like it's coated in goop. It's probably an excess of phlegm but it feels rancid anyway.