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ok that made me laugh
am i the only one who's thought what they'd look like as a girl? I'm not saying i want to be one or anything though. Some people say i look like my sister and she's been offered modelling so i'd look good i guess but then other people say we dont so that's not so good

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...i don't really have any fetishes, just preferences? like, tanned people with nice arms are good, also nice hair is essential. Although i'm not saying if you're pale you're not attractive to me, ahaha.

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Just heard an ad for Trojan "Bare skin" condoms

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Just heard an ad for Trojan "Bare skin" condoms

I wasn't looking so I thought they meant "bear skin"

That was awkward

I want you inside me Vax

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Tales wrote:
ok that made me laugh
am i the only one who's thought what they'd look like as a girl? I'm not saying i want to be one or anything though. Some people say i look like my sister and she's been offered modelling so i'd look good i guess but then other people say we dont so that's not so good

I'm not sure I even have to wonder this, I get mistaken for a chick all the time.
It's a bit weird because I actually have a pretty manly build. I guess longish hair just throws everyone off.
It might not help that my face is usually really clear of blemishes, which I guess isn't very common for teenage guys?

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Nefarious Bear wrote:
black Spooony wrote:
Just heard an ad for Trojan "Bare skin" condoms

I wasn't looking so I thought they meant "bear skin"

That was awkward

I want you inside me Vax

You don't have enough skin.

In other news, nausea congo over here. I really hope we aren't going to spend hours tonight putting together a presentation, since I feel like shit and I'm afraid of taking it out on someone. I'm almost to the point where I want to say "fuck it" and take the 2.5 point hit since I have no idea whether anyone else did shit this weekend.

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Palenque wrote:
Tales wrote:
...i don't really have any fetishes, just preferences? like, tanned people with nice arms are good, also nice hair is essential. Although i'm not saying if you're pale you're not attractive to me, ahaha.

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ahaha omg pale do you have a messenger on AZ too or just good timing? Anyways, no i don't think you're ugly or anything lol

anyways some of the dirtiest people i know are the funniest people. (and i mean dirty as in sexual innuendo not bedroom dirty)

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so picking me up shows me the guy is strong and strength = dominance and dominance = fun during sexy times.


man if physical strength = dominance reliably like that i really doubt the whole bdsm "mistress" thing would exist as much as it does

That statement wasn't a blanket one. I said that if a guy does it to me, it SHOWS me that he can, in all likelihood, physically overpower me. Nowhere did I say it was the be-all end-all of submissive/dominant relationships. Of all people, I should know about the emotional and mental forms.

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P.S. Not gonna lie, darker skin is really attractive, and I mean natural pigment not tanning.

P.P.S. I saw that same "bare skin" condom commercial Vax and I thought they meant it was made from bear skin too until I paid attention.

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