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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:40 pm 
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after googling enf to see what it was, it's actually ridiculous common in movies and tv shows and stuff

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That feel when you take an unusually nasty shit and get scared your ulcertive colitis might be acting up so you have to check your shit for blood as you wipe. I'm gonna assume most of you don't have to deal with this, but it should be obvious that it kinda sucks.

As for fetishes, long socks. Like thigh high. So good.

I actually have a lot of (horrible) fetishes but I don't want to make Great Handsome Oppressor angry.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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I like when a guy can just pick me up and haul me over his shoulder.

P.S. I don't like being picked up.

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I like getting picked up but I don't.

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betrippin wrote:
[Insert Fail] wrote:
I like getting picked up but I don't.


WHAT DO WOMEN WANT FROM US?!

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Well, since it was your friend, did you at least squeeze them and say "Honk Honk"?


Haha no, but there were quite a bit of laughs to be had. It was really more funny than anything else. Especially because one of our other friends was there, just kind of sitting back. "No, Ian, you cup, you don't go eagle claws."

I asked her over or under and she said over, but then we both agreed that wasn't terribly exciting so we went to under. So that was fun and I thought go under was basically free passage to the nips. So I kind of jokingly do one round around her nipple and she's surprised so she pulls out. Later we sort of established that part was a joke and then it wasn't a big deal.

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Allow me to expand upon my original post.

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I like when a guy can just pick me up and haul me over his shoulder, because I am slightly taller than average and I ain't light, so picking me up shows me the guy is strong and strength = dominance and dominance = fun during sexy times.

P.S. I don't like being picked up in public because subconsciously it makes me think of the dominance thing, and that is something I keep private between me and whoever I am currently seeing.

Basically don't pick me up 'cuz I ain't bangin' you.

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only pick up sheila to carry her away for sexy times

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so picking me up shows me the guy is strong and strength = dominance and dominance = fun during sexy times.


man if physical strength = dominance reliably like that i really doubt the whole bdsm "mistress" thing would exist as much as it does

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Oh an skirts of any length on a woman.

Same here but only because I have a fetish for panties. Why can I never post anything outside of spoilers in this thread?
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Mete
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Because you're ashamed and hiding something. Freud would ask you about your mother.
AlsoI prefer 'rocker' chicks, you know, wears black, has that certain kind of attitude and such. Can be a bit of a goth or punk but the general idea is the same. Whenever someone calls a generic blonde 25-year-old model or hollywood actress attractive, I usually don't see it.

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...i don't really have any fetishes, just preferences? like, tanned people with nice arms are good, also nice hair is essential. Although i'm not saying if you're pale you're not attractive to me, ahaha.

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only dvid knows mt worst fetish. and it took him ages to get me totell him


also i also enjoy panties. and knee socks.

also pudgier people because I dont enjoy cuddling scarecrows. :Y

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Same, same and same. Also legs and booty, and glasses, and red hair.

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