AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Yeah Grye, what is wrong with you

Don't you like those breasts at the size of melons?

very good

My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun.

I touched tiddies once.

My life bodaciously turned around for the better.

my favorite part of the lady is

all of them

on one hand being quoted always makes me feel special, but on the other hand i say some really fucking weird things

also T&A is the way to go. tits and asses are both wonderful thing, one is not better than the other

I have this unrational fear of pain combined with a strong imagination
I've imagined with great detail me being stabbed in the eye, or impaled by a pole.
having my arm ripped out of its socket.
hearing the tendons rip and stretch, and the feeling of having nothing there.
and then I flash back to the real world, and people ask why I was staring at my pen so intently.
I shiver at the thought, and I tell them I "zoned out"
does anyone get this a few times a day like me?

Women, gotta love'em all.

I know that feel Stran, eugh it's a very strange feeling.

oops I was modded.
I should have done that I guess on my own.

painful thought: imagine putting like a toothpick or a nail underneath your toenail
and then kicking a wall

Angus told somebody to do that not too long ago.

god
you don't know how vivid that is in my mind
and I'm thinking about all the details
._.

you guys this isnt tmi it's painful and gross aaah stop please

Boobies, hard weewees and sexual tension.

There back to normal.

Now imagine the wound festering and growing black.
I am an asshole.