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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 1:53 pm 
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So my friend let me touch her tiddies at this sort of pre-RUCKY Day party last night

It was like, a million times less awkward than I thought it would be.


She wants to fuck.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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No she doesn't.

There was this weird build-up and we super established that we're just friends and yadda yadda yadda

It was mostly because I had never touched a boob before and she didn't really find touching her tiddies all that awkward

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Well, since it was your friend, did you at least squeeze them and say "Honk Honk"?

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Captain_Nick wrote:
Well, since it was your friend, did you at least squeeze them and say "Honk Honk"?

this is an important question.

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Captain_Nick wrote:
Well, since it was your friend, did you at least squeeze them and say "Honk Honk"?

This is probably the biggest turn-off for me.

Just, no.

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Well, it's not like they were trying to get turned on by it.

...Still, I don't see how it couldn't be awkward when she could confirm the almost completely likely fact that you had a boner while you were doing it.

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um excuse I can perfectly touch tiddies without getting a boner



depending on the situation at hand

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Well, it's far more likely depending on whether:

1. you like tiddies

2. it's the first time you've touched tiddies

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I guess inexperienced boob-touchers would have trouble controlling their privates

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Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:
um excuse I can perfectly touch tiddies without getting a boner



depending on the situation at hand


You freak.

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I control my privates around hefty amounts of cleavage quite often.
Though I've never touched boob, I doubt it's anything special.

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Gryewolf wrote:
I control my privates around hefty amounts of cleavage quite often.
Though I've never touched boob, I doubt it's anything special.


you poor, poor man. Only people who've never experiences boob touching says that.

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Well I've always been an booty man.

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Gryewolf wrote:
Well I've always been an booty man.

>2012
>being an booty man

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