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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:17 am 
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IM SO CONFUSED

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:18 am 
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Well I am into Smooth Jazz.
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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:18 am 
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They're continuing a joke made a couple pages back that no longer needs to be continued

Ok guys talk about your dicks n shit

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:23 am 
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my dick is not associated with shit

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:25 am 
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I kinda need to take a shit.

but im in school.

3 hours to go plus the walk home because theres still a bus strike.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 12:00 pm 
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Today I gave myself a downstairs trim. All is well again.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 12:02 pm 
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I should probably also do that. but Im the only one whose gonna see my vulva any time soon. so nah.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Geez I probably should start doing that.
The hair is kind of tangling so I guess it's that time.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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ahahah omg you guys are so stupid/silly!
i know indie isn't an etnicity! i meant people who dress indie! It's basically the Brit version of hipster but less annoying. I don't get what was so confusing about that, lol.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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woke up this morning to like 6 white heads all around my nose

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 11:35 am 
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Remember that episode of Friends where Chandler and Joey find out that they get free porn on their TV?

Well guess who's got two thumbs and gets free porn on his TV in the wee hours of the morning?

This guyyyyyyyyy

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 11:44 am 
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You're on the internet and don't already have all the free porn you'd ever need?

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 11:48 am 
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yeah but its on a much bigger screen

plus I dont need to root through all the crappy porn thats on the internet

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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I hate when I go to a friends house and I need to poop half way into the night. ugh. Am I the only one this happens to?

Worst Page get.

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Can't be much worse than the other 1253

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