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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 12:03 pm 
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So, to begin talking about things that are actually TMI in an awkward manner that I will likely regret later
Does anyone else sometimes masturbate to material that isn't actually explicit? I'm not sure if that kind of thing is common or not.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Non-explicit things are sometimes much better. Provides more room for your imagination, makes it much more exciting. Hell, most of the time, I don't even use any material, and that's often even better than when I do. :awesomeface:

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scebboaliwiw wrote:
So, to begin talking about things that are actually TMI in an awkward manner that I will likely regret later
Does anyone else sometimes masturbate to material that isn't actually explicit? I'm not sure if that kind of thing is common or not.


Yeah

Its' pretty common, mostly because this porn file that I downloaded is all of this one youtube lady and there's an entire section there she put it in of just her facebook photos

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Help I'm getting flooded with fap material

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Jesus christ.
This girl I work with has big tits, and today she kept leaning foreward and shit.

Also Val, you'll just have to poo more in the morning.

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Jesus christ.
This girl I work with has big tits.

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Jesus christ.
This girl I work with has big tits, and today she kept leaning foreward and shit.

Also Val, you'll just have to poo more in the morning.

LEANS FORWARD

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you can't explain that

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I hate working with women like that. It's so distracting. Auhg. Get your beautiful tits out of my face, this is work time, not fap time. :psyduck:

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I hate working with women like that. It's so distracting. Auhg. Get your beauyifful tits out of my face, this is work time, not fap time. :psyduck:


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