AWKWARD ZOMBIE

The other night I had a dream that I was about to get up and out of bed, when this one tomboyish anime girl tackled me back onto it She was wearing blue jeans, underwear, and nothing else. We didn't do anything, but she was smothering me. It was the nice kind of smothering, though. I have no clue where the inspiration for that dream came from.

sex dreams are the best dreams

Or the worst if zou wake up and miss the person from the dream.

Schatzi get on steam!


And yeah. that kinda sucks.

but still sex dreams yay!

Not even I can escape the sex dreams. Well sort of.

>Naked woman shows up.
>Hey let's go look over here.
>Now lacking clothes for some reason.
>Decide to do a dive off the building to glide way over there.
>Clothes back on.
>Didn't even notice them missing.

is that how sex happens

One day you had to find out.

Nope. It's how sex doesn't happen. Not in my dreams when I've got flying to do.

i actually had the sexiest dream last night
it involved two of me
gettin' it on hardcore
while i was watching
except for some reason i was a girl and they were about 50 feet tall, and had wings


it was hot

My dreams are like the most epic action movies you can imagine. I should sleep more often...

See most of my dreams involve my tearing my face off or getting devoured by a mechnical cat with whirling sawblades for a throat

you guys enjoy yer boners now

Just ignore them. Ignore the damage, it never happened. What saws? I can still move so therefore those saws don't exist.

Negate through apathy.

i have dreams where i have a dick but still have a vagoo

and then i have all the sex

i have these dreams often

I want your dreams

Do you get to push elevator buttons with your dong, sweets.