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I think the only negative thing from watching porn early is insecurity about penis size.

I stopped worrying about that because all porn actors have huge dicks. I doubt they'd hire someone with a small one.

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Idk if porn affected me adversely but I know I got tired of looking at naked (human) women quite early on.

I don't know if it's normal for boys, but I was actually attracted to women from quite a young age. However, when I hit puberty I started to find human beings less and less attractive - a trend that continues to this day.

I sometimes wonder if parts of my brain are inverted or reverse-wired because under review my psychological development seems highly irregular when compared to the average human.


Oh good grief what an odd page get.

Apparently that's because it's easier to get a good camera angle with huge dicks, no joke.

My brother said he doesn't give a fuck about what's happening to me.

Oh thank you, dear brother! I'm not allowed to be alone for long periods of time and I can't use scissors without supervision!

It's so nice you give a shit about me!

Wait what?

I haven't fapped for three days. I feel perfectly fine.

Why wouldn't you?

Explosive pressure build up from lack of the fap.

Your balls fill up like water balloons.

I saw an episode of House like that once

It was the last episode I ever watched

wasn't it the one where House got shot and was dreaming/hallucinating the whole thing?

they popped all over Chase's face.

Yes

I hate it when I get out of the rain, go to the toilet and my naked, wet butt slips on the seat.

...do you go out in the rain naked or something? ahaha, surely your pants keep your rear end dry