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Miss Starseed
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Drops_Of_Jupiter wrote:
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Varn is a sexy beast.


That he is. Calling all Varn fans! unite and let us jump Varn, the sexy beast of sexness!

WE WANT YOUR NADS, VARN.
All your Varn are belong to us.

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Miss StarSeed wrote:
Drops_Of_Jupiter wrote:
Merlin wrote:
Varn is a sexy beast.


That he is. Calling all Varn fans! unite and let us jump Varn, the sexy beast of sexness!

WE WANT YOUR NADS, VARN.
All your Varn are belong to us.


All your Varn are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your Varn. Someone set us up the Varn. VARN RUSH!

And all other internet memes of clicheness, appropriately inserted with the word "Varn".
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Drops_Of_Jupiter wrote:
And all other internet memes of clicheness, appropriately inserted with the word "Varn".
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Are you a bad enough Varn to save the President?

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Exactoman wrote:
Drops_Of_Jupiter wrote:
And all other internet memes of clicheness, appropriately inserted with the word "Varn".
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Are you a bad enough Varn to save the President?
Do I need to whip out my 'awesome editting' skills on Varn's I Want You poster again?

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Miss StarSeed wrote:
Exactoman wrote:
Drops_Of_Jupiter wrote:
And all other internet memes of clicheness, appropriately inserted with the word "Varn".
:D
Are you a bad enough Varn to save the President?
Do I need to whip out my 'awesome editting' skills on Varn's I Want You poster again?


dooo eeet

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Miss StarSeed wrote:
Exactoman wrote:
Drops_Of_Jupiter wrote:
And all other internet memes of clicheness, appropriately inserted with the word "Varn".
:D
Are you a bad enough Varn to save the President?
Do I need to whip out my 'awesome editting' skills on Varn's I Want You poster again?


dooo eeet


Dooooo eeeet noowwwwwww..... :twisted:

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Varn:
Apparently, he's the sex.

PICKUPLINEWISE!:

'Hello, XLady. Your mom couldn't make it this afternoon, she asked me to pick you up and take you home. My, what a pretty dress.'
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I'd be lying if that I said that doesn't fail.

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Merlin wrote:
I'd be lying if that I said that doesn't fail.


You know what doesn't fail? That condom commercial with the pigs. The dude is hawt. I swear it's just Varn in disguise.

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The condoms from the commercial fail, though.
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The condoms from the commercial fail, though.


True..... :(

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Drops_Of_Jupiter wrote:
You know what doesn't fail? That condom commercial with the pigs. The dude is hawt. I swear it's just Varn in disguise.

Condom commercial with... pigs?

o_0;;

Dear God, no... Just... no.

I'm scarred for life.

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Kage Me wrote:
Drops_Of_Jupiter wrote:
You know what doesn't fail? That condom commercial with the pigs. The dude is hawt. I swear it's just Varn in disguise.

Condom commercial with... pigs?

o_0;;

Dear God, no... Just... no.

I'm scarred for life.


Yeah. It's a bunch of pigs, and this poor girl is just UGH until one of the pigs goes and gets a condom from this vending machine and he comes back a hot guy. :D

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Yeah. It's a bunch of pigs, and this poor girl is just UGH until one of the pigs goes and gets a condom from this vending machine and he comes back a hot guy. :D


....I should try that.....

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