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PostPosted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 4:22 pm 
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Everyone dies alone, whether you are a king on a battlefield or a lowly peasant lying in bed among your family.




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Location: Do you see this door ? Well it's not here.
Why "a little" ? That's a terrifying thought...
By the way, what's worse ? Living alone or dying alone ?...

EDIT : heh, even better :
what's worse ? Living alone or leaving alone ?

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the most manly way to die

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If that's how I'm gonna die, then kill me now.

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Zombies and ghosts. Absolutely terrified of them.

I think what it ultimately comes down to is a lack of control and that certain feeling of hopelessness that goes along with it. In the case of zombies, there's so many of them that you are, in all likelihood, probably going to die. And as far as ghosts go, you can't really hurt a ghost, but they can certainly hurt you, and that alone is something to fear.

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the most manly way to die

You better believe it.

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Zombies


Awkward ones.
They're freakin' creepy.

Seriously... what's scary about zombies... the worst would be the time where you've just been bitten, and you know... you know that you're going to die and then turn into something like those... That might rather pants-shittingly-scary.
What'd you do ? Kill yourself ? Or wait, hoping the cure will appear sooner than planned ?

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I'd save one bullet for the moment zombies finally cornered me. You wouldn't die instantly from a bite - you'd be alive while they ripped you apart and devoured every tasty morsel.

Because I'm scared of pain that's kind of, you know, not something I'd wanna experience. So I'd shoot myself in the head before I'd let a zombie eat me.

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I am not at all afraid of zombies. They'd just tear each other apart. Zombie stories never really give a good excuse as to why the zombies don't just attack each other.

You'd really only need just one bullet to take out the only surviving zombie. And even then, it would probably be so wounded from the battle with all the other zombies that it wouldn't even be a threat.


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I am afraid of zombies, which is why I have seven different plans for what to do when they show up.

Not if, when.


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Buy the Zombie Survival Guide, Mander!

I'm afraid of being surprised... I guess I'm an L4D witch or something.

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I bought the Zombie survival guide, I don't regret it. I love the stories at the end.

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