AWKWARD ZOMBIE

FINE

YANIMAE

GIVE ME THE SAUCE

BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO HUNT DOWN THAT PICTURE

oh wow I read the title as 'Fictional Quotes stuck in your butt?"

argh AZ what have you done to me.

I do that too, but not as awkward. Sometimes I read the "Funny picture thread" title as "upstanding member of society picture thread.".




...Okay, maybe that is just as awkward.

Great, now you've got me trying to do that.

"I'M FOURTY TWO YEARS OLD!!!"

"Dey noo da risks wen dey took da job"
"PFF ha hah ha ha! Yu don' 'old on ta dat end of it!"
lol tankbustas

The Wild Bunny, by Sander Cohen. I want to take the ears off, but I can't. I hop, and when I hop, I never get off the ground. It's my curse, my eternal curse. I want to take the ears off, but I can't! It's my curse, it's my fucking curse! I want to take the ears off! Please! Take them off! Pleeeeeeease!

“It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful.”
-Anton LaVey

"Well maybe next time don't eat the turbriskefill!"
- Howard (Simon Helberg), Big Bang Theory

"ZOUNDS, A SARSAPARILLA SWIMMING HOLE. LAST ONE IN IS A FREEMASON. JUMP."
- Olde-Timey Stongbad (Matt Chapman), SBEmails

[EDIT] 100th post gone to complete waste, YEAH!

Not exactly fictional, but it's stuck in my head..





"That's what's going on around the country!


Here's what's happening


In your neck o' the woods."

“And therefore education at the University mostly worked by the age-old method of putting a lot of young people in the vicinity of a lot of books and hoping that something would pass from one to the other, while the actual young people put themselves in the vicinity of inns and taverns for exactly the same reason.” - Terry Pratchett

I wish I could remember it correctly ><

"It's like a cornucopia of retardation!"
Me talking about No Child Left Behind.
Fictional quote (not). I actually said this in my Special Ed class.

"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!"