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Glassface shall be fore ever more known as "Ol' Glassy", and is a re-accruing villain that you sometimes pair up with to fight more horrible foes.

Like Xenu
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Punch him in the throat as soon as you can.


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Do that, and do a barrel roll!

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Not Malum
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suggestion 1. Tell him that our kind accepts his kind and show him Zoidberg from futurama on google

suggestion 2. Say "Your kind sucks just as much as Zoidberg!"
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Malum wrote:
suggestion 2. Say "Your kind sucks Zoidberg!"

Fix'd. Although disturbed on many levels.

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This just PROVES that it is best to hunt landmines with a hammer.

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Kalekemo wrote:
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That had better count towards your AWESOMETER by the way. : P
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It does. Your AWESOMETER is nearly filled. A few more awesome actions should get it full.

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Glassface shall be fore ever more known as "Ol' Glassy", and is a re-accruing villain that you sometimes pair up with to fight more horrible foes.

Like Xenu


While you quite enjoy the Adventures of M.G. Fink, Daring Thief, you don't feel like plagiarizing it. Glassface is fine.

And you seriously doubt you'll ever be pairing up with Glassface, even to fight the most horrid abominations. You've gotta kill this guy so you can get your XP.

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Punch him in the throat as soon as you can.


You try that, but before you can, he opens a DIALOGUE DIATRIBE. You're trapped in conversation until he ends it.

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"I'm impressed, Crude Jones. You managed to escape my Tentacle-transmutation spell. You even wounded me and killed my honor guard. But that ends here."

"I am leader of the Valerian, and once I summon Flargl, Leader of the Universe."

Sounds like he's this games Big Bad.

Your turn to converse.


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>Retort with a witty, yet uninterested comment while using a life-goes on hand motion and a roll of the eyes. "I'll alert the media."

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This just PROVES that it is best to hunt landmines with a hammer.

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Tell him who you are while having a fan blow your hair around epically. Then announce that his plan shall never come to fruition because the gods are on your side... Then punch him upside the head, separating his skull from his spinal cord

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Xeraphem wrote:
>Retort with a witty, yet uninterested comment while using a life-goes on hand motion and a roll of the eyes. "I'll alert the media."

any suggestion I might think of is inferior to this one
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Say "You have GLASS in your face, and you are a TENTACLE MONSTER. A sniper could spot you from the CN Tower in Toronto"

Then he conveniently gets shot by a sniper.

[spoiler]and then It turns out to be the Lobster people of Aquariumus-45[/spoiler]


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Mr. Mander
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"Ooh, I'm shakin' in me wee little booties. Bring it on, ya pansy!" Preferably in a Scottish accent.


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In your upgraded state of awesomeness (Due to your semi-filled awesometer), you produce a way to make that even more awesome.

You materialize some Scotch and a Cigar.
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Smoke scotch and drink cigar.
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Put out the cigar in his eye and then drink the scotch saying something only Sean Connery would say

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Kalekemo wrote:
Put out the cigar in his eye and then drink the scotch saying something only Sean Connery would say

Something Sean Connery would say... "Suck it, Trebek." ?

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This just PROVES that it is best to hunt landmines with a hammer.

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Pursue a career as a Private Investigator.

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