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How many of you are filthy gays!
Straight 74%  74%  [ 59 ]
Bi (Filthy little mudblood) 18%  18%  [ 14 ]
Gay! 9%  9%  [ 7 ]
Total votes : 80
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 6:15 pm 
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seatrooper wrote:
I went to a gay bar yesterday and got hammered. It was awesome 8D

Todays hangover during work... not so awesome.


*pats you on back* Well, at least you got nice and smashed. :p


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Straight.


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I don't really fit on this at all.


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BANANA wrote:
seatrooper wrote:
I went to a gay bar yesterday and got hammered. It was awesome 8D

Todays hangover during work... not so awesome.


*pats you on back* Well, at least you got nice and smashed. :p

Haha, it was my first time being drunk. I acted like a total idiot, but my friends said I was a lot more fun that way.

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I don't really fit on this at all.


So you're asexual. :awesome:

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Game Angel wrote:
SBKT wrote:
I don't really fit on this at all.


So you're asexual. :awesome:
Not quite. It's considered abnormal though.


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Location: Do you see this door ? Well it's not here.
I'm pedobearistic. I like loli moar.
But only with gurlz. There's too much penis in a boy. I don't like it.
But some gay friends kinda tried to date me. That was... somehow awkward. I told them I wasn't following this road, and they replied : "not yet".
I ran away. IN TEARS.

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John Craft wrote:
I'm pedobearistic. I like loli moar.
But only with gurlz. There's too much penis in a boy. I don't like it.
But some gay friends kinda tried to date me. That was... somehow awkward. I told them I wasn't following this road, and they replied : "not yet".
I ran away. IN TEARS.


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Location: Do you see this door ? Well it's not here.
That foot on Mario's tummy kinda looks like a dick.
I guess the Yoshi was running away after all.
You know, I like all the gay guys I know. i'm for the gay marriage and I think they should have the right to have kids. But what I HATE about you, guys, is that you want no gurl but THEY ALL FREAKING ADORE YOU.
Somehow they must hope they will turn you straight with their only BEAUTY. Fuck that. They get me straight anytime. And straight in every way, oooooh yeaaaaaaaaaaa~

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-facepalm-

No, seriously.

GET THE FUCK OUT.


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John Craft lay off the drugs


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Calm down gais.
Or else the tranquilizer gun is coming back out to do what it was made to do.

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How the hell can I calm down in the e-vicinity of a pedophile who prefers young girls?

Good thing I'm almost a teen and I look 15.


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Airigh wrote:
How the hell can I calm down in the e-vicinity of a pedophile who prefers young girls?

Good thing I'm almost a teen and I look 15.


Calm down. A gay commands it.


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