AWKWARD ZOMBIE

write a book report on masturbating

OR

masturbate to your homework

1. Make invisible ink.
2. Use it to write book report.
3. Turn it in.
4. Teacher gives you a zero for not doing it.
5. Hold a UV light to your paper to prove them wrong.
6. ???
7. Go to jail for writing a paper with clum babies.
8. Profit

what the hell is a clum baby

edit: whoop nevermind, saw it was from drawn together and did a 360 and walked away

I would like to know as well.

Sperm isn't a dirty work. You can say it, and then we'll know what you are talking about.

I hate being sick. I keep coughing up mucus.

^

Every night.

Drawn Together had an episode dealing with masturbation and stem cells. Essentially, one character's semen was able to cure disease. They called it clum babies.

I actually figured more of you guys would have gotten the reference. :/

I love Drawn Together.

I hate pooping at college. There's always someone hanging around in the bathrooms like they want to listen to me dump.

Or smell the fallout after

Nothing short of a diet consisting entirely of red meat could change the foul, everlasting odor that pervades my college's bathrooms.

This. zo much of this

i just got my anti-depressants lowered and i feel so daisies out of it and mellow

like sweet jesus i feel like hibernating or some shit

I tried to talk with my friend about his break up. He told me he felt terrible and then said he didn't want to talk to anyone. Then I go home and see he's been making angsty posts on facebook. It seems to me that he wants people to know how he feels, but he's always been the type of person who feels guilty about bringing his problems to his friends. The whole thing makes me feel bad now because I don't know how to get through to him and I don't want to make things worse.