AWKWARD ZOMBIE

No but seriously, how did you manage that

The skin around there isn't exactly the most durable guys. Could have been an errant fingernail when scratching or something.

Liquid bandage will be your friend in this dark hour. Just be sure to clean very well before applying.

Did you like.
Eat something sharp and undigestable?

Oh, that reminds me. A few days ago I noticed a stinging pain down there (yes a dick pain), and it took me a minute but I managed to find it was a tiny cut on my foreskin. Not just anywhere though, it was on the inside, on the line of skin that attaches it to your dick on the back. It was split right in the middle of there. It didn't even look like a big cut at all (in fact I failed to find it for awhile), but it hurt like hell. Luckily it healed after a day or two, but it was painful one time during showering where it split apart again.

...Now I'm sort of curious how much of that part circumcised people have. Everybody take a good look at your dicks and tell me what's on the back of the head, just past the opening. It's for science, trust me.

on the back of the head is the back of the head

Fun Fact: Your dick heals the fastest on your entire body

*rainbow*

That seems like a fantastic evolutionary trait

So Wolverine was born with dick powers?

Pretty sure you can't cut off your dick and expect it to grow back

Like Anthony Kiedis.

I actually dreamed about this last night.

People would donate their penises to people who couldn't grow their own back.

But for some reason the process also included cutting off the testicles,

but those grew back too so it was all cool.

I'm quoting this entirely so my avatar and sig are next to it.

Oh god. This reminds me of my biology class in high school.

We bodaciously had a two day discussion on whether a human can regrow a penis because "I heard from a friend that we have a carryover gene from starfish, so men can regrow limbs, but penises are the only ones that do because they're so small."

The discussion ended with one girl being satisfied that men can't regrow their dicks, because if she ever gets dumped, she wants to make sure he never forgets her.

And she's the kind of person who was dead serious when saying shit like this. She got in a fight with one girl in school, and told her she'd beat her booty if they went off campus. She DROVE THE GIRL to a Sac-n-pac, the two had it out, and she beat the crap out of her. The video of it circulated the school, and she had a restraining order placed on her by the other girl (who didn't want to press charges and get heckled by other students).

Must fap
But
I need to do homework
Aggh