1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

Syobon · **Joined:** Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:34 am **Posts:** 15027

I agree, he is likely in an emotionally unstable state right now, confusing him more will only do harm.

Reubo · **Posted:** Sun Jan 15, 2012 10:20 pm

actually, this seems like something that would be more appropriate in the relationship advice thread

can we move that discussion there and talk about my penis here?

ok good

so guys

my penis

discuss.

Galaxy Man · **Posted:** Sun Jan 15, 2012 10:23 pm

crooked at like a 90 degree angle

not straight at all in any way

like you

Reubo · **Posted:** Sun Jan 15, 2012 10:57 pm

it's great for hitting all the right spots

and maybe even a few of the wrong ones if you're a good boy

Chopstix · **Posted:** Mon Jan 16, 2012 12:30 am

Reubo wrote:

i kind of went through the same thing. offer support as a friend but don't involve any romance or expect anything to come of it until he's healed from the breakup.

and don't think of it as "what can i do to get him to date me" just try and be there for him as much as you're comfortable with

This seems terribly familiar.

And yeah, it's the best advice also.

Reubo · **Posted:** Mon Jan 16, 2012 12:36 am

eheheheheee BUSTED ;o;

Chopstix · **Posted:** Mon Jan 16, 2012 12:42 am

Also if we're talking about penis's, I've noticed a slight curve to the right. Probably from the masturbation.

Reubo · **Posted:** Mon Jan 16, 2012 12:45 am

that's why i never left you. because you're just right for me. :,)

Chopstix · **Posted:** Mon Jan 16, 2012 12:46 am

oh barf

you make vomit in my soul

we are the grossest ever i love it

Snarf · **Posted:** Mon Jan 16, 2012 1:27 am

Curves are a natural occurrence for guys. The reasoning isn't totally known. However once it is curved one way it is pretty daisies hard to get to curve another way short of surgery. Mine is straight but it points slightly downwards unless I am really aroused then it points slightly upwards.

Silver_Wolf · **Posted:** Mon Jan 16, 2012 2:27 am

My period is almost over. Yaaaaaaay. I lasted longer than it used to. My body hates me...

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Mon Jan 16, 2012 3:05 am

I want to touch my winker doodle but it is denying me.
Oh well, guess I'll just go to bed.

Madican · **Joined:** Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm **Posts:** 13531

So you keep trying to wake Snarf up and he keeps going limp?

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Mon Jan 16, 2012 3:10 am

He's being a jerk and not letting me do just that.
Dammit Snarf.

Kamak · **Posted:** Mon Jan 16, 2012 6:36 am

Clyve wrote:

Kamak wrote:

Clyve wrote:

So I just stuck my hand down my pants to scratch an itch and when my hand came back out it smelled like Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.

notsurewhatjusthappened.jpg

Why did you sniff your hand after scratching in your pants? Needed to confirm whether it'd smell terrible or not?

No, I kept smelling something and I noticed it was wafting from my hand area so I sniffed it and was like 'chocolate and peanut butter?'

Clearly your pants contain Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.

Can I take a tour? Or do I need a golden ticket?~

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