AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Speaking of which.
I had a friend, well if you could even call her that, well anywasy she said that technically all men are gay because they have a g-spot in their booty.

She sounds very intelligent

That's not really a g-spot though. It's known as the p-spot because when someone stimulating it they're basically just massaging your prostate.

She was a retarded cunt, so I didn't even bother arguing with her.

This reminds me of a rant someone posted about how yaoi girls knew nothing about gaybuttsex.

Having a sensitive prostate doesn't make you gay.

But touching it with some other man's penis does!

But in her tiny, oh so tiny, little mind simply having it meant you were gay.

Using that same logic, all girls are lesbians as well, since they're sensitive to scissoring and such.
...
that doesn't sound so bad

All women are objectophile because dildos.

I have just been the most horniest all week. but oops cant fap because of my period. why. why do I always get horny when my period starts ;A;

That's supposed to happen because nature is a dick

It really is. :U

Well it does like fucking with people.

did i ever tell you the story of the boy with a 9 inch penis in our school? (it's nothing rude)

he didn't have one, he was just a bit of an odd ball who told people he had a huge dick and he was "worried" that it was too big so he'd go around asking people to show them their dicks so he could compare. Needless to say, nobody showed him their dick. He also made up a lot of lies about people and their sexuality and stuff so now he's known for being a shit stirrer.

What a dick.
[I'm sorry]