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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 8:49 pm 
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Gryewolf wrote:
Goddammit fuck it needs to stop now.
It's like, twitching because the crotch area of my pants are too tight.


*throb* *Twitch*

Gryewolf's dick whispers "Why don't you just let me out Gryewolf and give me a tug? Just for a little bit. No one will notice."

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Dammit Snarfpenis no.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Gryewolf wrote:
Dammit Snarfpenis no.



Hahaha!


Wait....



Wat?

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Don't role play my dick.

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Yeesh. There was kid who used to jerk it in the middle of the cafeteria at lunch. And by "used to" I mean started to once until the hall monitors were alerted by a cafeteria full of screaming kids.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Gryewolf wrote:
Don't role play my dick.



Too late. From now on Snarf is Gryewolf's penis.


I feel funny.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Snarf wrote:
Gryewolf wrote:
Don't role play my dick.



Too late. From now on Snarf is Gryewolf's penis.


I feel funny.


Enjoy being unwashed because I have no hot water.

Wait a minute.
Wouldn't that mean my dick is Trygve's bitch?
Snarf. Stop.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Snarf stop slouching



Also, now I imagine grye unzipping his pants, and an entei with sunglasses popping out

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Gryewolf wrote:
Snarf wrote:
Gryewolf wrote:
Don't role play my dick.



Too late. From now on Snarf is Gryewolf's penis.


I feel funny.


Enjoy being unwashed because I have no hot water.

Wait a minute.
Wouldn't that mean my dick is Traumatized's bitch?



Snarf. Stop.



Yep you are now Trygve's bitch.
Suddenly I feel very rigid.
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Snarf stop slouching



Also, now I imagine grye unzipping his pants, and an entei with sunglasses popping out


And now I am imagining Broly taking off his panties and an entei with sunglasses popping out.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Ladies
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Yeesh. There was kid who used to jerk it in the middle of the cafeteria at lunch. And by "used to" I mean started to once until the hall monitors were alerted by a cafeteria full of screaming kids.


and then that kid grew up to become me

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Finally my stomach's back to normal. I can eat more than one bite of food without getting sick and I don't have to go sit on the toilet every 35 minutes.

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Cottarsby wrote:
Yeesh. There was kid who used to jerk it in the middle of the cafeteria at lunch. And by "used to" I mean started to once until the hall monitors were alerted by a cafeteria full of screaming kids.

Screaming? Were they afraid of him flooding the room?


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Jan 05, 2012 2:27 am 
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I don't know about you, but if some dude pulled his dick out in front of me, I'd probably scream and run

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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I'd just kind of be like wtf dude.


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