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Wiffle
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 7:12 pm 
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Haha I can relate to that one.

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i dont know if i've told you guys this but once i had a dream where i was standing outside of the safeway near my house at night, and i had a raging hard-on in my pants and i was rubbing it, but the whole time i was thinking "dude you have to stop masturbating, you're in public and if you cum you'll get cum in your pants" but i just KEPT ON JERKIN IT and i came in my pants and it was horrible

and then i woke up and i was like OH THANK GOD IT WAS JUST A DREAM I DIDN'T REALLY CUM IN MY PA- oh

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I had a dream where I was raped by a giant barbie doll once.
I hate those things so much.

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Your dream made an anatomically correct Barbie doll? Or an anatomically correct transsexual Barbie doll?

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Reubo
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fapping on christmas eve makes me feel so dirty u___u

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Reubo wrote:
fapping on christmas eve makes me feel so dirty u___u

I feel ya, bro. I was in church tonight, and I looked across the aisle and saw one of the people I went skinny dipping with last night. Awks...
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Don't ever eat 6 cups of cooked oatmeal covered in 2 or 3 cups of raisins...


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Kalekemo wrote:
Don't ever eat 6 cups of cooked oatmeal covered in 2 or 3 cups of raisins...


Ughhhhhh

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kaizokuxraven wrote:
Reubo wrote:
fapping on christmas eve makes me feel so dirty u___u

I feel ya, bro. I was in church tonight, and I looked across the aisle and saw one of the people I went skinny dipping with last night. Awks...



I want to go skinny dipping


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Wiffle
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betrippin wrote:
kaizokuxraven wrote:
Reubo wrote:
fapping on christmas eve makes me feel so dirty u___u

I feel ya, bro. I was in church tonight, and I looked across the aisle and saw one of the people I went skinny dipping with last night. Awks...



I want to go skinny dipping


so bad

Me too now. D:

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lyra/dicks
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i can't even change in front of people in a locker room
i don't really see the appeal in skinny dipping :psyduck:

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i can't even change in front of people in a locker room
i don't really see the appeal in skinny dipping :psyduck:

It's naked swimming with naked people.
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that just sounds terrible to me oh well
unless you're having sex or showering i just see no point in being naked

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