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PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:25 pm 
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"I CAME INTO THE CAVE AND HE ROARED AND TRIED TO BITE ME AND NOW HE'S GONNA KIIIILLL MEEEEEE"

(I think it's obvious Peter isn't going to be of any help right now!)

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(That's alright I'll take it from here)


"Well if it is going to be a problem," He said walking up to the sleeping beast, raising his sword, "Then I will take care of it!"

He swung the blade, aiming for the throat. Instantly a rune on the blade glowed brightly and he stopped, blade barely above the throat.

"daisies. It is magically protected."
"A magic shield?" The dwarf asked.
"No. A trap of some kind. I can physically strike the beast but Something will happen to me as well."

"What will happen?"

"I'm not sure. It could be a return pain spell. It could be an exploding ward. If I strike it I could either burst into flame, be instantly eviscerated, implode, turn to stone, or fall over giggling. I have seen many foolish adventurers meet grisly fates because of unidentified spells."

Squigzog lowered his blade.

"I say you hit it anyways. Then we will know for certain" Peter said with a smirk


Well, atleast he is no longer cowering. Squigzog thought. Then the beast moved...

(OH NOES!!! WHAT DO?!?!?)

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The draco mutt's mouth quivered a little, and opened slowly as it woke up to the sound of visitors.

"Cover your ears and turn back! It's roar will permanently deafen you!"

"Oh, that's nothing, you should hear my amp turned up t--"

"RRRRROOOYYYyyawwwwn..."


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...uuuh I don't think it's supposed to talk :psyduck:

I think you should probably ask Decker before doing something like that

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ack, sorry.


i'll pm him now.


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THe Queen gasped, her small, thin arms hurt by Epona's grip. Despite her powers, she was powerless against physical strength.

Spurned, the Queen stepped back, that phantom mouth visible again on her porcelain mask, but just barely, due to her now heated emotions.

"You know not of what you speak!!" She shouted, grabbing Epona's arms, sharp nails digging through his sleeve. "Even if i desired your powers, i forsee no way of me to steal them. The prince's golden light was to be enough!"

She growled, letting go with a snap, her nails claws for the briefest moment, tearing a small slit into the Magus' sleeve. "And to think i was going to try and have a good time with such a despicable man as you. I wish i didn't need your help!"

With that she turned and stormed away to the far side of the room, summoning her crystal ball yet again, to spy on Genosi, her fury contained. For now.



Secretly, when she felt no eyes on her, she let her crystal ball shift its sight back to where and when Sir Gigsalot had played his song of lost love, and the Queen found a kinship in his loneliness.
i totally want to do an 'ALTERNATE REALITY' version of this post with stupid romance and sexual intentions.




Yesss. I think i'll write it JUST FOR FUN.

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The Idiotic Oracle wrote:
The Idiotic Oracle wrote:
THe Queen gasped, her small, thin arms hurt by Epona's grip. Despite her powers, she was powerless against physical strength.

Spurned, the Queen stepped back, that phantom mouth visible again on her porcelain mask, but just barely, due to her now heated emotions.

"You know not of what you speak!!" She shouted, grabbing Epona's arms, sharp nails digging through his sleeve. "Even if i desired your powers, i forsee no way of me to steal them. The prince's golden light was to be enough!"

She growled, letting go with a snap, her nails claws for the briefest moment, tearing a small slit into the Magus' sleeve. "And to think i was going to try and have a good time with such a despicable man as you. I wish i didn't need your help!"

With that she turned and stormed away to the far side of the room, summoning her crystal ball yet again, to spy on Genosi, her fury contained. For now.



Secretly, when she felt no eyes on her, she let her crystal ball shift its sight back to where and when Sir Gigsalot had played his song of lost love, and the Queen found a kinship in his loneliness.
i totally want to do an 'ALTERNATE REALITY' version of this post with stupid romance and sexual intentions.




Yesss. I think i'll write it JUST FOR FUN.


The Queen gasped, her small, thin arms hurt by Epona's grip. Despite her powers, she was powerless against physical strength.

When released, she stepped back, rubbing her arms gingerly, hurt in her usually inhuman eyes. She glared up at Epona. "You know not of which you speak, Magus.." She said quietly, her voice layered with anger, hurt. "Even if i desired your powers, i forsee no way of me to steal them. The prince's golden light was to be enough."

Then she stepped close again, and laid her hand on his arm. "it is not your magic, your power that i desire." the Queen said, her voice low, the anger replaced by.. something else. Not love. It was too dark to be love. She saved her loved for someone else. But something.

"It is you i desire."

If she her mouth were visible, it would be seen smiling flirtatiously yet again, enough so that, through the holes of her mask, the corners of her eyes crinkled. They were already low-lidded, gazing at Magus.

"I do not care if you trust me. I don't trust you." Another hand against the Magus' back, sliding up to rest on his shoulder, painted nails glinting lightly. "But i desire you, for more than just your assistance in my scheme. I want you, Magus."

Then the Queen leaned close, getting up on her tippy toes a bit, due to her height. She must've finally caught him off guard, despite all her closeness and flirting, and she pressed the mouth-area of her porcelain mask against the Magus' lips. It wasn't a true facebattle, of course. The Queen of Oracle was no longer capable of such things as facebattling.

"It's cold, isn't it..?" She whispered, the cold, smooth cheek of the mask against the warm, fleshy on of Epona's face. There was a glint in her green, once innocent eyes. That something that wasn't love was in her eyes. It was Loneliness. It was Lust.




















((Best fake update EVER))

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AND THEN THEY ALL FUCKED.

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AND IT WAS AWESOME AND SEXY

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AND THEN THEY ALL FUCKED.

BUT MY GROUP IS MADE UP ENTIRELY OUT OF GUYS! AND ONE OF THEM'S A LEPRECHAUN!


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Shoolis wrote:
AND THEN THEY ALL FUCKED.

BUT MY GROUP IS MADE UP ENTIRELY OUT OF GUYS! AND ONE OF THEM'S A LEPRECHAUN!
THE LEPRECHAUN TOPS

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oh god midget sex

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WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT ME HAVING GENITALS

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