AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I forgot this thread existed. What useless post can I make this time?
A while ago I looked out the window and there a girl just crouching down and working on... something near the yard. I kept watching trying to figure out what she was doing when at one point she stood up and crouched back down which kind of pushed her pants down a little and whoops panties.
Yay voyeurism

Panties that show themselves of naturally can be so very sexy.

So apparently one of my friends masturbates three times a day. That's... that's pretty excessive right?

Your friend must ejaculate dust.

Three times a day, everyday?
That is a bit much.

It's what I heard! I'm not going to bring it up with her directly to check though, that's the definition of awkward conversation.

Oh yeah, this is a girl we're talking about.

That's a tottaly differnent story.
I'm not sure if that's good or not.

That's what I thought, it'd be alot for a guy and even more for a girl. I don't even get how she'd have the time or energy for it, jeez.

Maybe she doesn't satisfy herself the first or second time?

As I learned in Psychology, "excessive masturbation" is completely subjective.

A man who jacks off once a month will justify it by saying that his is normal amount but anyone who does it more is excessive.
A person that does it three times a day will say that anyone doing it more then that is excessive.




I jack off 2-3 times a day and have been since I was 11.

Haven't you like, used up all the porn already?

It's funny how this applies to video games as well. Anyone worse than me is a noob and anyone better has no life.

Imagination is best porn ever.

But yes I often times have to use old porn to get off.

Sometimes you find that one video or set of pictures that never gets old.
Ahaha sometimes I don't feel like it lasts long enough, there's just so much to watch.

i find my dick starts to ache if i jack of more than 3 times a day