1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

Rullett · **Posted:** Fri Dec 16, 2011 5:29 pm

I randomly tried sitting down in the shower today and all it did was enlighten me as to just how gross my shower cubicle really is.

And this is after my mum pulled the most grotesque hairball from the plug hole. Probably all of that beast belonged to me.

lyra/dicks · **Posted:** Fri Dec 16, 2011 5:33 pm

every time i'm gone from my mom's for the weekend, i come back and find a hairball clogging up the drain
my brother is there for three days i don't understand how that even happens

Syobon · **Joined:** Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:34 am **Posts:** 15027

He shaves down under when you're gone.

I'm not even joking.

Reubo · **Posted:** Fri Dec 16, 2011 6:25 pm

Valbrandur wrote:

Maaan, it feels so nice finally clipping my toenails.

Also, the dirt under the nails smells like cheesy popcorn to me.

dude...... do we have the same toenails.......

lyra/dicks · **Posted:** Fri Dec 16, 2011 6:32 pm

Syobon wrote:

He shaves down under when you're gone.

I'm not even joking.

that much hair cannot possibly grow in a week's time
even down there

Kalekemo · **Posted:** Fri Dec 16, 2011 6:48 pm

Do not underestimate the rate of pubic hair

Tall-Hatted Yanimae · **Posted:** Fri Dec 16, 2011 6:51 pm

Valbrandur wrote:

Also, the dirt under the nails smells like cheesy popcorn to me.

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HO BOY I think the exact same thing

I wonder what the reasoning behind this is

Unbalanced · **Joined:** Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:54 pm **Posts:** 5286

Lyra wrote:

Syobon wrote:

He shaves down under when you're gone.

I'm not even joking.

that much hair cannot possibly grow in a week's time
even down there

I actually picked out hair from her drain when I was there and taking a shower...

It was really long hair, so I doubt it's pubes (thank god)

Dr. K Sanesk · **Posted:** Fri Dec 16, 2011 10:58 pm

Oh god that Chinese food is not agreeing with me at all
Gastrointestinal distress here I come

Turbro · **Joined:** Fri Apr 29, 2011 9:11 am **Posts:** 5475

Current skype convo:

Quote:

[1:29:23 AM] TurbroPunz: Oh god suddenly huge gas bubble inside my butt
[1:29:38 AM] TurbroPunz: Mt. Buttsuvius is going to erupt you guys
[1:29:39 AM] Peter: turbo i love you.
[1:29:43 AM] TurbroPunz: Take cover
[1:29:44 AM] Quin: oh god
[1:30:05 AM] Stina: wh
[1:30:09 AM] TurbroPunz: Oh lord it smells terrible the fuck did I eat
[1:31:20 AM] Peter: fjsklahslcin.,vrac
[1:31:30 AM] Peter: turbo
[1:31:32 AM] Peter: plz
[1:31:33 AM] Peter: i can't
[1:31:35 AM] Peter: air
[1:31:48 AM] TurbroPunz: I CAN'T AIR EITHER IT SMELLS LIKE NASTY BUTTGAS
[1:32:08 AM] kittenToes: looooooooooool
[1:32:22 AM] TurbroPunz: WHY DOES IT LINGER SO

The Willow Witch · **Posted:** Sat Dec 17, 2011 2:04 am

Something I hate in porn is when the male is forcing them selves on the girl and and says something like "your mouth is saying no but your body is saying YES."

It just seriusly pisses me off because you know NO MEANS NO DONT DO THIS SHIT SHE DOESN'T WANT IT AAAAA

grumble grumble

Exeres · **Posted:** Sat Dec 17, 2011 2:05 am

Porn =/= realistic.

Kira · **Posted:** Sat Dec 17, 2011 2:21 am

NUH UH!!! my dad said so. And hes like the know it all guy. so you're wrong!

[Insert Fail] · **Posted:** Sat Dec 17, 2011 2:34 am

Domination fantasy is a kink for people. I remember some studies saying they found rape to be a common female fantasy. At the same time fantasy is not reality and in the end, women have control over what goes on in said fantasy. Same goes for porn, it's a controlled environment with actors.

Reubo · **Posted:** Sat Dec 17, 2011 4:05 am

TONIGHT I MADE OUT WITH TWO GIRLS AND ONE GUY AND I BRIEFLY KISSE D ANOTHER GUY

WOWWWWW AND I TOLD THIS PERSON ABOUT HOW IM A upstanding member of society AND IN TO FAT GUYS AND SHIT AND SHES S O COOL AND ACCEPTING I LOVE IT

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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