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FatOldRobot
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2011 4:14 pm 
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Whenever I read "boner-kill", it's in the voice of the Unreal Tournament announcer. I wonder if announcing it like that would act as a boner kill...


If someone came up to me and said ''boner-kill'' with a voice that echoes and sounds like a demonic hellbeast, i'd lose my boner p. fast.
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I wanna hear the guy who does the "Finish him" Voice over in MK to say "Boner-Kill". THat's be awesome.

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in sex ed we were given dildo's and condoms and we were shown how to use them

anyways they felt more lubed up than i imagined and they smelt like balloons

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I wanna hear the guy who does the "Finish him" Voice over in MK to say "Boner-Kill". THat's be awesome.

Or you could reverse it and announce "FINISH HIM" in a sexual situation.

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in sex ed we were given dildo's and condoms and we were shown how to use them

anyways they felt more lubed up than i imagined and they smelt like balloons

Wait what
You must not live in America

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we had the same thing

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Lesson of the night:

Penises look kinda icky.
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Lesson of the night:

Penises look kinda icky.

Nuh uh. D:

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As a man, I'd have to agree.

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As a man, I'd have to agree.

That they do or do not look icky? Cause as a woman, I think they're pretty icky looking.

Not to say vaginas aren't. They're worse.
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They are, for sure.

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idk man, I really like the look of cut penises, they are kind of cute (it is like they are wearing hats).

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I see a whole lot of opinions here. Not saying any of them are right or wrong.

Uh, don't cut penises look exactly the same as 'skirted' ones when they're erect?

I dunno about other guys but when I'm fully 'up' the 'skirt' isn't really noticable.

I mean it's not like I go around looking at a lot of other guys' private parts so I don't really know offhand what a cut penis looks like.

Why the fuck did I start talking about this.

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